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I LOST MY COCK IN THE AMAZON
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I LOST MY COCK IN THE AMAZON   In 2011 when I was in the Amazon, I was involved in a nasty accident and lost my cock! Thanks to some builders of a hydroelectric dam on the Madeira River in Brazil, they found my missing cock. I was very appreciative to these builders, but I had to find a way of getting my severed cock home. As I was in a jungle, I had to take my cock on a wheelbarrow, Buster Gonad-style, to the airport - see above of me struggling to push my cock in the wheelbarrow. The airline made me pay a lot of money for excess baggage. If my cock was attached to my body, I would not have had to incur this extra charge! I was not in a strong position to negotiate, so I paid up the £500 charge. This is the downside of having a big cock! When I got home, my girlfriend was very pleased to see me (and my 30 inch-cock) - see below. Normally I’m not shy, but I am quite shy when it comes to showing off my cock, so I’m posting a photo of me in my pants - see also below. However, after much interest by newspapers, I had a ghost-written book published of my Amazonian adventure - see below for the cover. The book’s normally on sale for £25 but I’m happy to give a discount to my blogland friends and offer a signed copy for £24-75, with 0.05 per cent of the royalties going to the charity for men suffering with big cocks. Would you like to handle my cock? How many signed copies of my book would you like to buy? Known as the penis snake and only recently discovered in the Amazon, it is not in fact a snake; it is a limbless amphibian with a snake-like body. It is known by the Latin name, Atretochoana eiselti. It’s an amphibian with no lungs that grows to a length of about 30 inches, over four times the size of my cock. What ordinary name would you give to my cock, sorry the Atretochoana eiselti?    |
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Well I'm sure glad you found it again.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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That sure is a big one to loose spunky..  I am sure someone will find it and soon hugsssssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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can i keep it as my pet??? if it gets too big, i can always release it to Everglades....it might start to fight with alligators...
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What are you smoking?
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LOL I have never been into large cock. Give me a decent 5-8 inches with some thickness and I am happy...But more important, the man behind it be able to please...Remember, the cock doesn't make the man. Can I have whatever you were on last night?
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"NOOOOoooooo"
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The penis snake is not a snake but an amphibian. But if you're calling my top cock an anaconda, I will accept the description gracefully! 
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Well I'm sure glad you found it again.
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That sure is a big one to loose spunky.. I am sure someone will find it and soon hugsssssssssssssss V
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Don't you like my pet amphibian!?
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Great story but that's one really ugly cock in that top pic, even I wouldn't suck it... lol. It looks like it has flippers. I'm not keen on any copies of the book, signed or not. The common name that I would give to the Atretochoana eiselti would be the Giant Penile Rock Slug, or maybe just Darren (I've met 8 guys in my life called Darren and they each had much larger than average cocks). ps: Changing your name to Darren will not make your cock any bigger.
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The bedroom snake is a good if not a slightly spooky name. My signed book comes with the 'snake'. How many signed copies would you like?
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can i keep it as my pet??? if it gets too big, i can always release it to Everglades....it might start to fight with alligators...
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What are you smoking?
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I'm quite happy for my trouser snake to be called Brian!
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LOL I have never been into large cock. Give me a decent 5-8 inches with some thickness and I am happy...But more important, the man behind it be able to please...Remember, the cock doesn't make the man. Can I have whatever you were on last night?
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I survived to tell the tale!
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..how about....impossilus silias erectus...... Blue
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"NOOOOoooooo"
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Good grief dude you are going to scare the ladies!   
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