THE ART OF THE PUT-DOWN - a Blog Post by spunkycumfun

29519 posts
8/29/2014 10:24 am

THE ART OF THE PUT-DOWN

Above is a photo of my cock after a penis reduction operation. I’ve now only got an 8-inch girth!

The Hollywood director, Darryl F Zanuck, kept a solid-gold, life-size mould of his cock on his desk. He also had a crush on the Hollywood actress, Joan Crawford. When the actress visited his office, the director pointed to the mould and said, “Impressive, huh?”; Joan Crawford replied, “I’ve seen bigger things crawl out of cabbages.”

Here are ten other classic put-downs:
1. Lady Astor said to Winston Churchill, “Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison”; he replied, “Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it.”
2. “Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat; she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins.” (Joan Rivers)
3. “The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.” (Woody Allen)
4. “She can’t be with us tonight. She’s busy attending the birth of her next husband.” (John Parrott on Joan Collins)
5. “Sex with Nicholas was like having a very large wardrobe with a very small key falling on top of you.” (A former lover of the portly former Conservative MP Nicholas Soames)
6. “He can’t kick with his left foot, he can’t head, he can’t tackle, and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that, he’s all right.” (George Best on David Beckham)
7. “A very pleasant middle to upper-class type of lady with a talkative retired Navy husband.” (Malcolm Muggeridge on the Queen)
8. “Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can’t marry himself.” (Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford)
9. “The easiest way for you to lose ten pounds is just to take off your wig.” (Madonna on Elton John)
10. Labour MP Bessie Braddock said to Winston Churchill, “Winston, you’re drunk”; he answered, “Bessie, you’re ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober.”

Do you have any put-down phrases ready to use?
What’s the best put-down you’ve given or received?
Who is your favourite put-down comedian?

The best put-down I’ve had was in a club. I’ve always fancied myself as a disco-dancer. Once I was strutting my John Travolta-stuff on the dance-floor of a local club when a girl approached me. Convinced that I had pulled, she asked, “Can you sing?”; I said, “No”, whereupon she said, “You can’t dance either!”

One of my better put-downs was to the school bully, who fancied himself as Steve Austin from The Six Million Dollar Man television series in the 1970s. When no one could see me, I wrote ‘Tuppenny Twat’ on his locker door. I was too scared to say it to his face but at least it riled him.

Winston Churchill has uttered many put-downs, but one put-down widely credited to him was actually coined by a journalist. Winston Churchill did not say that the Labour leader Clement Attlee was “a modest little man with plenty to be modest about”.

Joan Rivers is my favourite comedian for put-downs; she's plain gratuitous.

lok4fun500 M

51906 posts
8/29/2014 10:40 am

No phrases from me!

Rodney Dangerfield was a great put downer!!

sexysixties2 106F

39750 posts
8/29/2014 1:07 pm

I try hard not to use put downs but I must admit that I rather like No. 10.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~

pal334 69M

45821 posts
8/29/2014 4:43 pm

I am not that good at humor, so I really don't use them. My memory is very selective, the ones used on me, just don't get stored

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FullOn4U 58M

20399 posts
8/30/2014 3:39 am

I hate to put you down,but... the measuring tape is showing centimetres, not inches.

Your cock is approximately two and a half times smaller than you think it is!

japaneseass 56F

50231 posts
8/30/2014 9:05 am

i think that's more like 8 cm girth...that's so cute...i think i am gonna keep it in my purse as my pet...you know...

sweet_VM 65F

81699 posts
8/31/2014 3:31 pm

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