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HOOVERING  Currently on now, the Edinburgh Festival is the world’s largest arts and cultural festival in the world. The festival includes both the official Edinburgh International Festival and the unofficial Edinburgh Fringe Festival. This year’s festival is the largest in its history, with nearly 50,000 performances of 3,193 shows in 299 venues in the city. For the second time, the comedian Tim Vine has just won the Funniest Joke of The Fringe Award. Only short jokes can be considered for the award, which makes it less surprising that Tim Vine wins as his repertoire is all about telling one-liners. Tim Vine’s winning joke went: • "I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust." In 2010, he won with the joke: • "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." This year, over 7,000 jokes were considered for the award by a panel of judges. Six other commended jokes were: • "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set." (Masai Graham) • "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief." (Mark Watson) • "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s." (Bec Hill) • "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me." (Ria Lina) • "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal." (Paul F Taylor) • "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying." (Scott Capurro) The panel of judges also drew up a shortlist of the worst jokes, including this one from the winner: • "I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house." (Tim Vine) I actually like Tim Vine’s worst joke than his best joke about his Hoover. Hoover is one a few nouns named after the brand. Other branded nouns that I can think of are sellotape, post-it, tippex and bikini. What joke do you like the best? Do you ever do housework naked? Can you think of any other branded nouns?  |
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I think the hoover joke is the best.  Never do housework naked....too cold for that.  "g00gle"...never heard anyone say "bing" it lol.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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 I have done some cleaning naked, but only when alone! 
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The hover joke is clever. Kleenex, Scotch Tape Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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They were all fairly good jokes, but not exactly side-splitters. I do admire the talent of these comedians though, and their courage....... 1. Has to be the toilet paper joke. 2. Nope, though I do dance. 3. The first one that sprung to mind was 'google'.
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aw aw aw....my eyes...my eyes...the guy who is vacuuming naked...
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The hover joke is good.. I like to wear very little when I am working around the house hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I think the hoover joke is the best. Never do housework naked....too cold for that. "g00gle"...never heard anyone say "bing" it lol. 
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I have done some cleaning naked, but only when alone! 
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What joke do you like the best? The "Hover Dam"! Do you ever do housework naked? No me but I try to talk my girlfriend into naked house work! Can you think of any other branded nouns? MicroSoft! 
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I like the chimney joke the most... I have, very rarely, do housework in the nude. Durex, liquid paper (invented by Micky Dolenz, from the Monkees' mum), Kleenex I didn't know Micky Dolenz invented liquid paper. Thanks for that snippet.
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The hover joke is clever. Kleenex, Scotch Tape
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They were all fairly good jokes, but not exactly side-splitters. I do admire the talent of these comedians though, and their courage....... 1. Has to be the toilet paper joke. 2. Nope, though I do dance. 3. The first one that sprung to mind was 'google'.
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Perhaps unusually you hoover naked!
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aw aw aw....my eyes...my eyes...the guy who is vacuuming naked...
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The hover joke is good.. I like to wear very little when I am working around the house hugsssssssssssss V
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1970s, that's a good one! 
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Kleenex and Band-Aid are good. I've even just written Kleenex on my shopping list!
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It was Micky Dolenz' mother who invented Liquid Paper, not him... She was a secretary and hated scratching-out spelling mistakes and typos and strived to find a less unattractive way to hide the errors and go over them without making documents look ugly. 
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Aaarrrggh! Shoot me. It was in fact Mike Nesmith's mother, Bette Nesmith who invented Liquid Paper, not Dolenz... Wrong Mike! I should have goog'd it before stating inaccurate facts on your blog. My bad! I'm very sorry.
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