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I AM A WANKER  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
8/13/2014 4:19 am
I AM A WANKER



I admit that I’m a wanker! I’ve always been a wanker; and, arthritis permitting, I will always be a wanker.

When I was at an all boys’ boarding school, there were regular wanking contests held in the dorms. One boy - it was always the same boy - was the adjudicator. He would do a countdown to signal the start of the contest.

The winner was the boy who came first; his claim would have to be verified by the adjudicator in a very forensic inspection. Sometimes the adjudicator would take a long time to detect cum. I suspect he was giving a helping hand (or mouth)!

When it comes to games, I’m quite competitive. Before each of the dorm wanking contests, I would train very hard - below is a photo of me wanking to completion in the school grounds.

After this particularly hard night-time training session, the school was flooded with claims that a comet had just landed in its woods!

Have you ever play games involving masturbation?
If you masturbate, has your masturbation technique changed over time?
How competitive are you when playing games?


I’ve just gone through my blog posts and I’ve found out that, prior to this post, I’ve posted at least ten times on wanking – MASTURBATEATHON, FROM GANDHI TO MASTURBATION, MASTURBATION POLICY, STUDENTS ARE WANKERS, WANKING COMPETITIONS, A RELIGIOUS GUIDE TO WANKING, THE HISTORY OF MASTURBATION, THE GREAT MASTURBATOR, SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP, and HOW TO WANK OR WANK OFF.

I can just see that I’m a wanker!



hiddenmythology 44M
9643 posts
8/13/2014 4:29 am

yay for masturbation HNW! !! Have a great day! !

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
8/13/2014 4:31 am

This weeks theme is making us all a bit bolder. The only masturbation games are with her. I am competitive, but not to a crazy extent

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SexsualMD 58M
2369 posts
8/13/2014 5:27 am

Mom always said...be the best at what you do!!!...Happy HNW!


I creatively come up with uncreative things -
What the blog was I thinking?

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/13/2014 7:12 am

I was going to post something similar but it was a bit of a blur


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/13/2014 8:05 am

No games here at all.. I do love to win! Happy HNW day to you too.. hugsssssssssssss V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


JUICY_MELON 50F
3331 posts
8/13/2014 8:27 am

And... I think 'Wankers' are Sexy! Seeing your hand move uP and Dowwnnn..

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Survivors & WARRIORS, we SALUTE you!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/13/2014 12:52 pm

No.

Yes I would say it has changed a lot since I started. At first I barely knew what my body was capable of.

Yes I like to win when I play certain games.....especially if I'm playing for money!!!


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
8/13/2014 1:25 pm

A bit unsettling that you have such a photo.

How ironic is it that the FIRST one of cum was the winner – the criteria changes as we get older, eh?

Happy HNW.

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
8/13/2014 5:37 pm

Wank on

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
8/13/2014 8:35 pm

sound fun! wanking fun! Happy HnW!

“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
8/14/2014 6:36 pm

Oh my gods when I saw your title, I totally began to giggle.
We love it that you are a wanker!
But would a lady be described as a wanker, too, I wonder?
Happy HNW!
KK

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 5:05 am

Masturbation is a much under-rated activity!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 5:06 am

    Quoting pal334:
    This weeks theme is making us all a bit bolder. The only masturbation games are with her. I am competitive, but not to a crazy extent
The masturbation theme certainly made us bolder this week.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 5:08 am

    Quoting  :

An audience can be fun, especially if there's a bit of audience participation thrown in!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:20 am

    Quoting  :

Mrs Palm and her daughters are always welcome in my home!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:20 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks. See you next Wednesday!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:21 am

    Quoting  :

I don't know, most things are worth a wank!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:22 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:23 am

    Quoting SexsualMD:
    Mom always said...be the best at what you do!!!...Happy HNW!
Your Mom gave you very wise advice.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:24 am

    Quoting  :

My masturbation technique hasn't really changed. There's only so much you can do with a cock!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:25 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I was going to post something similar but it was a bit of a blur
A blurred state is a good state to be in!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:26 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    No games here at all.. I do love to win! Happy HNW day to you too.. hugsssssssssssss V
I hope you win all your games of golf.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:26 am

    Quoting JUICY_MELON:
    And... I think 'Wankers' are Sexy! Seeing your hand move uP and Dowwnnn..
My hand moves up and down most mornings. It's almost automatic!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:27 am

    Quoting George_W_Johnson:
    Had a contest with a lover once - who took the longest to cum whole watching the other masturbate

    She won

    But damn it was fun
You need more practice!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 7:28 am

Thanks. I'll look forward to the next HNW's offerings.


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