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KICKED IN THE BALLS
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KICKED IN THE BALLS  I’ve just finished reading my partner’s newspaper, The Sun. On page 17 of the newspaper, there was a very short news item that read: KICK THE HABIT A man, 23, who offered kicks to his private parts for £5 a time was told to stop by cops in Kissimmee, Florida. I’ve tried to verify this story but searching the Internet found nothing, though Kissimmee is a city in Florida. I’m puzzled not so much why a man would allow someone the privilege to kick his balls but why he’s accepting sterling and not dollars! Perhaps The Sun newspaper has kindly done a currency conversion for the benefit of its readers. I’ve been kicked in the balls a couple of times while playing football. The pain is excruciating and it lasts for quite a while. A hefty kick in the balls will immobilise a man immediately. I cringe just thinking about getting kicked in the balls. It’s far more than what some women call ‘man-pain’, but I’m sure it’s not as painful as giving birth to a baby! Thanks to Get Out Guy, this is why getting kicked in the balls hurts: “When you get kicked in the ‘nuts’, the pain travels up into your abdominal cavity, via the primary nerve of each testicle and then to the spine. Ever experienced nausea after been hit in the groin? Well this is probably caused by a huge rush of sympathetic-nervous-system-discharge. If your body’s tolerance for this kind of suffering is low you might actually vomit when kicked down there.” Do you think the Florida man should be allowed to get kicked in the balls if no law has been broken and he pays his taxes? Have you ever kicked a man in the balls? If you have balls, when’s the last time someone whacked you in the balls?  |
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 . In fights, I have kicked and been kicked in the balls. A most unpleasant experience
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it's like $8.50 ish here in the states...i dunno, if it's well compensated for a kick to groin...but heck..he decided the price, so why not??? i would let him do it...
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September 6th, 1971, give or take "a day" while on honeymoon with first wife! 
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Giggling.. .boy that sure would hurt spunky.. Glad I don't have balls.. hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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. In fights, I have kicked and been kicked in the balls. A most unpleasant experience
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A man who pays to get kicked in the balls! Crazy.
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Ouch! 
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1. If he continues his caper, he might need a bilateral orchidectomy too after significant damage... The money he's making probably won't cover his medical costs. 2. From memory, I haven't but there are some that I'd love to. 3. Until a radiology examination in 2012, mine hadn't been proven to exist, so no.
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Like you, I don't think the police should have stopped his enterprising activities!
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it's like $8.50 ish here in the states...i dunno, if it's well compensated for a kick to groin...but heck..he decided the price, so why not??? i would let him do it...
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The story could be fake; The Sun newspaper rarely admits to publishing fake stories!
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September 6th, 1971, give or take "a day" while on honeymoon with first wife!
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Giggling.. .boy that sure would hurt spunky.. Glad I don't have balls.. hugsssssssssssss V
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Apart from when playing football, I haven't been kicked in the balls ... yet!
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$20 is a much better price to have one's balls kicked!
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