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FUNNY FRIDAY
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FUNNY FRIDAY Today I’ve not laughed once today and I’ve barely raised a smile. That’s work for you! So I’m just going to post some funny things to lift my spirits and hopefully your spirits if they need lifting.   Q: Why are so-called ‘dumb blonde’ jokes one-liners? A: So men can understand them. A prawn walked into a disco club and pulled a muscle! A man with a carrot sticking out of each of his nostrils and earholes goes to see his doctor. The doctor beckons him into his surgery and asks him to sit down. The doctor asks the man, “How can I help you?” The man answers, “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well.” Shaking his head, the doctor says, “I’m not surprised, you’re not eating properly.” Q: Have you heard about the magic car? A: It turned into a garage. When was the last time you laughed, and what did you laugh at? Who or what makes you laugh the most?   |
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ty needed this one today  hugssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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1. Earlier today, one of the lads sent the wrong email to the wrong person, what made it even funnier was that I had to bite my tongue and look on stern-ish-ly! 2. Crap jokes, jokes about crap, funny jokes, howlers of mistakes, a wide variety of things, I see humour in most things, and most people are funny without even knowing it. I can't remember the last time I really belly laughed at a comedian, but I thing I laugh heartily until it hurts pretty much all the time. Crap joke: Man visits doctor in a panic: Man - Doctor, doctor! Please help, my jobbies keep coming out square. Doctor - okay drop yer drawers and give's a look then. Man drops drawers and bends over, doctor ums and ahs, reaches into desk drawer, pulls out large pair of scissors. Man - DOCTOR, DOCTOR! What are ye doing, what's wrong? Please, not my willie, for the love of god, please?? Doctor - no, no, dinnae worry sir, I'm just going to cut the bottom 6 inches off yer string vest. Ah, the auld yins arenae always the best!! 
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I laugh everyday I drive my car, in-between cursing and stretching my middle finger. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I laugh daily. I have a one year old toddler learning to run and two teenagers at home. If I didn't laugh, I would be a drunk!
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I laugh a lot mostly at the silly things in life. Thanks for the laughs and cheer up soon.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Thank you for the laughs...Maybe I can make you laugh now....
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Thank you for the funnies, wonderful S... They made me smile.  I'm saddened that you are in a downbeat mood, you need to put on some disco music and shake yo thang. Not you cock, just enjoy groovin' to the music. I laughed a few hours ago, it was about a gourd and the thoughts that resulted. Cats being poorly co - ordinated (due to poor planning, not injury or illness) and doing hilarious acts like interacting with their reflection in a mirror or trying to scoop a fish out of a fishbowl from a shelf and destabilizing the shelf and partially falling into the fishbowl and getting wet or two cats fighting and looking like they're waltzing makes me ROTFLMAO. 
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ty needed this one today hugssss V
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I hope you're now out of the San Diego funk.
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1. Earlier today, one of the lads sent the wrong email to the wrong person, what made it even funnier was that I had to bite my tongue and look on stern-ish-ly! 2. Crap jokes, jokes about crap, funny jokes, howlers of mistakes, a wide variety of things, I see humour in most things, and most people are funny without even knowing it. I can't remember the last time I really belly laughed at a comedian, but I thing I laugh heartily until it hurts pretty much all the time. Crap joke: Man visits doctor in a panic: Man - Doctor, doctor! Please help, my jobbies keep coming out square. Doctor - okay drop yer drawers and give's a look then. Man drops drawers and bends over, doctor ums and ahs, reaches into desk drawer, pulls out large pair of scissors. Man - DOCTOR, DOCTOR! What are ye doing, what's wrong? Please, not my willie, for the love of god, please?? Doctor - no, no, dinnae worry sir, I'm just going to cut the bottom 6 inches off yer string vest. Ah, the auld yins arenae always the best!! That's not a crap joke, that's a great joke.
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I laugh everyday I drive my car, in-between cursing and stretching my middle finger. 
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Thanks, Friday was a bad day, but now I'm having good days.
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That's a very funny joke. Thanks for posting it.
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Thanks, Friday was just a bad day; I don't have too many bad days thankfully.
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I laugh daily. I have a one year old toddler learning to run and two teenagers at home. If I didn't laugh, I would be a drunk!
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I laugh a lot mostly at the silly things in life. Thanks for the laughs and cheer up soon.
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You're right, there are some very funny blogs on this site.
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Laughter's often the best way to get through a day at work.
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Thanks for the link; I'll check it out.
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Thank you for the laughs...Maybe I can make you laugh now.... Your Viagra picture did make me smile. Thanks.
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Thanks, I'm in a much better mood now.
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Naughty Affairlook! I'll search You Tube for the clip. Thanks.
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