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A FREE SEX MUSEUM TOUR
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A FREE SEX MUSEUM TOUR  As one does, I was browsing the Internet for ideas about a holiday in China. On one website dedicated to Chinese gardens, written by a tourist, I came across Tongli’s Museum of Ancient Chinese Sexual Culture in China’s Jiangsu Province. The museum, originally established in Shanghai, is a private museum whose curator is a Shanghai University professor. The tour is in the words of the gardening tourist. “oh yeah, i forgot to mention … that’s the reason i came to tongli, for the chinese sex and culture museum. the only one in the country. apparently booted out of shanghai a few years ago, this world-famous museum is the only place in all of communist china that you can see that chinese men have dicks and chinese women have pussies.” “oh, what a lucky man, me thinks. the tourists are touring, and i’m being entertained by the great grandfather of charlie chan. he stops after a few more moments, smiles, and reaches to his chest. he pulls out a box of cigarettes, pats out two, and offers me one. i smile and shake my head, no, hoping i’m not offending him. he lights up and we sit a few more minutes together. i get up and continue on my quest. a few minutes later and i’m in. to the sex and culture museum. the beckoning courtyard greets me with a bigger than life-size statue of an oafish looking man in chains proudly displaying his 10 foot long, erect penis.”  “whoah! who said asian dudes had small dicks!” “i proceed. there’s more. buddha and his consort getting it on. detailed paintings of chinese men and woman - having - sex. three ways. blow jobs. anal intercourse. it’s a sex museum alright. there’s a special dildo exhibition. with sanitized academic explanations of their usages. ‘what with the emperor having to service so many concubines each night, sometimes these artificial phalluses were put to good use.’ and ‘other times they were used to great effect by the court’s eunuchs.’ of course, why didn’t i think of that? then there’s an old leather saddle with a huge protruding phallus coming out of its seat. its usage? ‘to punish errant woman at the emperor’s discretion.’”  “how ‘bout this one? can you read it? next to a large granite sculpture looking like a naked friar tuck, it says: ‘a stone monk. a woman could give birth to a by touching his big penis.’” Do you like museums? What museum was the last you visited? Have you ever visited a sex or erotica museum? The last museum I visited was a very boring municipal museum in the French city Lyon. I have visited Amsterdam’s Sexmuseum and Barcelona’s Museu de l'Eròtica. Both museums were interesting but not spectacular. After a short time in the museums, I wanted to quickly back to the hotel for rampant afternoon sex with my holiday partner.  |
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Did you ever see the Penis Parade in Kawasaki Japan
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I like museums....the last one I visited was just last weekend on my trip....never been to a sex museum! .... I toured several museums when I was in Berlin a few years ago! I was actually born in the hospital that is now our city museum! 
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Never been to a sex museum .... the last one I visited was the National History Museum here in Dublin....not bad I guess.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Wow put me in now.. Love that kind of museum.. You get a good education on history too.. Last one I did visit was National Art museum.. Not very much fun to say the least.. This one would be hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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TC I do like Museums. The last one I visited was the ROM (Royal Ontario Museum), funny enough was featuring a Chinese exhibit. Not sexual content though. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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The last museum I visited was a fort from the Revolutionary War. There is a museum of sex in Manhattan. I was once part of an exhibit there. That was many years ago but quite enjoyable.
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Thanks I needed that lol. Thanks for stopping by. 
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Did you ever see the Penis Parade in Kawasaki Japan Thanks for tipping me off. And thanks for stopping by.
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I like museums....the last one I visited was just last weekend on my trip....never been to a sex museum! .... I toured several museums when I was in Berlin a few years ago! I was actually born in the hospital that is now our city museum!
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The Louvre is great. Presumably the Mona Lisa painting is still the most popular exhibit.
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I have to be in a specific type of mood to go to a museum, or indeed even an art gallery. The last museum I visited would have been the maritime museum in Sydney... It was ok but nothing special. I haven't had the pleasure of visiting a sex or erotica museum... Does an adult toyshop qualify? I think sex shops should count as sex museums. Mostly what they sell in UK sex shops is very dated!
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Never been to a sex museum .... the last one I visited was the National History Museum here in Dublin....not bad I guess.
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Wow put me in now.. Love that kind of museum.. You get a good education on history too.. Last one I did visit was National Art museum.. Not very much fun to say the least.. This one would be hugs V
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I didn't go to Amsterdam's Tassen Museum, but I'll make sure I do when I next visit later this year. Thanks for the recommendation.
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TC I do like Museums. The last one I visited was the ROM (Royal Ontario Museum), funny enough was featuring a Chinese exhibit. Not sexual content though.
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The saddle dildo looks like a prototype for the modern Sybian!
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The last museum I visited was a fort from the Revolutionary War. There is a museum of sex in Manhattan. I was once part of an exhibit there. That was many years ago but quite enjoyable.
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I like going to exhibitions at art museums!  
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