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EXCUSE ME  The Uruguayan footballer Luis Suárez has been banned from playing football for four months after biting an Italian defender’s shoulder in a recent World Cup game. Luis Suárez submitted this written defence to FIFA’s disciplinary panel: “In the run-up to the impact, my knees came together, I lost my balance and that destabilised my body and I fell into my opponent. In that moment, my face came into collision with the player, causing a small bruise on my cheekbone and a lot of pain to my teeth, which caused the referee to stop play." It’s one of the lamest excuses I’ve heard in a long time.No doubt if Suarez had punched the Italian defender’s face, he would have claimed that his fist was being assaulted by the Italian’s face. The lamest excuse I’ve ever given was when I was a student and I was late submitting an essay. Rather than relying on the classic ‘the-dog-ate-my-homework’ defence, I said that I could not leave my house to submit the essay as I had been locked in! I got away with it. The lamest excuse I’ve received was from one of my students whose essay was submitted a few days late. The student claimed that he was on the train down from Edinburgh to submit his essay and, while changing trains at Reading, he bought a drink at the train station but someone had spiked his drink and, when he came round, a few days had elapsed! His excuse was so hilarious and ludicrous, I let him off. What’s the lamest excuse that you’ve given and received? What excuses do you often come across on this site? Have you ever said “I have a headache” as an excuse to get out of sex? On headaches, I wonder whether anyone else has noticed that, when you ask someone for painkiller tablets, they often say “have you got a headache?”  |
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My mind has just gone blank as I can't remember any of the excuses I used for late homework but there must have been a lot of them as I was often late in submitting work. I don't remember ever saying I've got a headache to get out of having sex.....I'd be more likely just to say "Feck off...I'm not in the mood!!"  ~~Anais Nin~~
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1. I won't be in today, my rabbit has escaped. 2. Very few, if ever. Don't think I have. 3. Over the phone I once told a girl who I didn't fancy but had slept with previously that I wouldn't be able to make love that night because I had a cold. I never saw her again. Possibly the worst ever break up, but in actual fact it was completely hassle free............
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What’s the lamest excuse that you’ve given and received? Received some dumb as email. Cock pics as their intro What excuses do you often come across on this site? When they are getting ready to meet someone.. Something always comes up and they now can't meet.. Warning signs! Have you ever said “I have a headache” as an excuse to get out of sex? never!! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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He is a big liar.....he should be banned for life! I get the headache excuse all the time from the wife...never use it myself! 
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My mind has just gone blank as I can't remember any of the excuses I used for late homework but there must have been a lot of them as I was often late in submitting work. I don't remember ever saying I've got a headache to get out of having sex.....I'd be more likely just to say "Feck off...I'm not in the mood!!"
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I tend not to make excuses but I have received all sorts of ridiculous excuses for multiple impositions by others in my time. One recent one that springs to mind is from my ex-boyfriend when I asked him if he could help me to transfer my removalist boxes from my laundry to my car hold (i don't have a car, it's just assigned in conjunction with my unit). I offered to give him 20 per hour, cover his travel costs and provide lunch. His excuse was that he couldn't apport the travel costs from his place to mine, he has a half fare card because he's unemployed and I know how much he has left over from his income every week, I asked him several weeks ago. Last week, during a textchat, he asked me if we could have one-off for old times sake. What a loser! Excuses I come across on this site are that their job is very demanding on their time and they can only fit time in to come over for an hour so we had best enjoy ourselves fast. This is after I ask whether they are happy to cultivate a friendship with benefits as the added extra that doesn't happen every meet. Sometimes 'single' guys will say they have a girlfriend and can't afford more emotional entanglements. One, who insisted that his life was too demanding to work on friendships recently told me that he could no-longer sustain our friendship because he now had a 'missus'. If I want to get out of sex, I'll claim an upset tummy. Sex is good for headaches, it releases endorphins. 
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1. I won't be in today, my rabbit has escaped. 2. Very few, if ever. Don't think I have. 3. Over the phone I once told a girl who I didn't fancy but had slept with previously that I wouldn't be able to make love that night because I had a cold. I never saw her again. Possibly the worst ever break up, but in actual fact it was completely hassle free............
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Nature can sometimes provide the excuses just at the right time.
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What’s the lamest excuse that you’ve given and received? Received some dumb as email. Cock pics as their intro What excuses do you often come across on this site? When they are getting ready to meet someone.. Something always comes up and they now can't meet.. Warning signs! Have you ever said “I have a headache” as an excuse to get out of sex? never!! I sometimes think some people like the thought of meeting up but don't really want to meet up.
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He is a big liar.....he should be banned for life! I get the headache excuse all the time from the wife...never use it myself!
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I always wondered and pondered the same question!   
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