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THE SECRET TURD FACTORY
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THE SECRET TURD FACTORY  I’ve always wondered where all the steaming turds come from, and now I’ve now found the secret location where they’re all made. Paid turd-makers shed their clothes to lie naked in a special turd-making room. The room is a confined, window-less, draught-free space. Turd-packers are at hand to collect the steaming turds immediately after they’ve been lovingly laid on the floor. The collected turds are then immediately packed and dispatched around the world. Worldwide demand for turds is steadily increasing. The secret turd factory struggles to keep up with demand. The factory is looking to employ more turd-makers – if interested in being a specialist turd-maker, please send your curriculum vitae (or résumé for my American friends) to the factory via Affairlook. Have you ever used a steam room? If so, have you ever had sex in a steam room? Do you prefer a steam room or a sauna? I’ve been though I’ve never had sex in a steam room, not even a crafty, little wank! I like steam rooms, though sometimes I find the steam a little suffocating. I prefer a sauna than a steam room. Plus it’s much easier to see naked bodies in a sauna than a steam room! For more on saunas, please see the BIRCHED IN A SAUNA blog post.  |
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I've only been in a sauna twice....no steam room and "no" sex!
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Used a sauna many of times.. had sex in there only once.. I would say I prefer sauna more then a steam room. They make you nice and relaxed afterwards hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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6/22/2014 6:25 pm |
I was wondering as I read your post what questions were going to follow These were not them Never been in a steam room but I have had sex in a sauna. I was much younger and had afar better tolerance for heat in those days I do also remember jumping straight into a plunge pool after. It was a mixed sexes place. I must have been about 17. And I was a nubile curvy young thing back then so I probably made many mens day for them An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play
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Jobbies man! They're jobbies!!  I own such an establishment, it's a one man money making gold mine I tell ye! Yes, no and yes. You can ogle surreptitiously, or more overtly if appropriate!
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Finally, the birthplace of Scott Morrison is revealed... I have never used, nor had sex in a steam room. I suspect that I would find the vapor suffocating too as I sometimes have a difficult time breathing in the bathroom if it is too steamed up. I have significant lung damage (multiple causes). I love the idea of sweating out impurities from my skin in a sauna but would find a sauna box more agreeable as I could have my head sticking out the top and breathe cooler, dryer air.  
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I've only been in a sauna twice....no steam room and "no" sex!
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Used a sauna many of times.. had sex in there only once.. I would say I prefer sauna more then a steam room. They make you nice and relaxed afterwards hugs V 
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Bad but exciting!
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I was wondering as I read your post what questions were going to follow These were not them Never been in a steam room but I have had sex in a sauna. I was much younger and had afar better tolerance for heat in those days I do also remember jumping straight into a plunge pool after. It was a mixed sexes place. I must have been about 17. And I was a nubile curvy young thing back then so I probably made many mens day for them
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Nearly everybody has gone nowhere near the turds!
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I've had sex in a hot-tub too.
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Jobbies man! They're jobbies!! I own such an establishment, it's a one man money making gold mine I tell ye! Yes, no and yes. You can ogle surreptitiously, or more overtly if appropriate!
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