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DIRTY COTTON TRADERS  Above is a very dirty Fran Cotton while playing rugby on the 1977 British Lions tour of New Zealand. After he retired from rugby, Fran Cotton went onto to found Cotton Traders, now a thriving company specialising in rugby and leisure clothing. As part of the company’s expansion plans, Fran Cotton has signed a franchise agreement with Jockey International, the American company that first invented the men’s Y-Front briefs in 1934.  Fran Cotton has asked me to run to run his franchise company, which will be launched as Dirty Cotton Traders. Our market research has shown a gap in the market for soiled Y-Fronts. Our main customer base will be the many people with an underwear fetish, especially those mysophiliacs who get off on worn pants. There is a dedicated ‘used panty’ Internet industry where women sell their worn pants to men or increasingly rent out their worn pants charging by the day. In Japan there are burusera shops that sell worn women’s clothing (including underwear). Our research found that people can easily buy or rent worn women’s panties but people cannot so easily buy or rent men’s pants. I have designed a prototype of Y-Front briefs for this market – see photo below. A pair of Jockey Classic Y-Front briefs can be purchased for under £20. Dirty Cotton Traders will be selling their soiled Y-Fronts for £30 a pair – as you will clearly appreciate, it costs significantly more to make a dirty pair than a clean of pair of pants. Dirty Cotton Traders are happy to take orders. And we are also looking for men to wear the Y-Fronts before we sell them - we will pay £2 for each worn pair and £4 if soiled, but we will need an indemnity agreement to be signed to prevent the sale of worn pants to third parties. Have you ever worn Jockey Y-Front briefs? Have you given or received any worn underwear as a gift? How often do you give or receive underwear as gifts? Rarely do I give or receive underwear as presents; generally, I prefer to buy my own clothes. I had to wear white Y-Fronts at school, but I found that my cock was too big for the fly. The school matron was never sympathetic to my predicament! Obviously, very little of this post is true ... well, at least not yet!  |
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 Ye've stolen the Holey Trinity's best revenue generator, we've made over £0.22 since we first launched in 2013! We're going to sue you and Fran for theft of our intellectual property rights! Something like £1.45bn should just about cover the damages and our modesty if you want to settle out of court!! 1. Aye, but not for a long time. 2. Aye, in both directions, this is one fetish I used to indulge regularly. 3. I think the moon was blue the last time I indulged!
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Ye've stolen the Holey Trinity's best revenue generator, we've made over £0.22 since we first launched in 2013! We're going to sue you and Fran for theft of our intellectual property rights! Something like £1.45bn should just about cover the damages and our modesty if you want to settle out of court!!1. Aye, but not for a long time. 2. Aye, in both directions, this is one fetish I used to indulge regularly. 3. I think the moon was blue the last time I indulged! Dirty Cotton Traders are selling branded soiled pants and not unbranded dirty pants. However, Dirty Cotton Traders want an amicable settlement before reaching court. We are prepared both to buy your existing stock off the Holey Trinity at £5 per pair and to offer contracts of full-time employment to solely work for Dirty Cotton Traders on the standard industry rate. Dirty Cotton Traders feel that this offer, under current trading conditions, is most fair!  
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Dirty Cotton Traders are very aware of the Holey Trinity's activities. Though your offer is most generous we regretfully must decline the offer. Dirty Cotton Traders are selling branded soiled pants and not unbranded dirty pants. However, Dirty Cotton Traders want an amicable settlement before reaching court. We are prepared both to buy your existing stock off the Holey Trinity at £5 per pair and to offer contracts of full-time employment to solely work for Dirty Cotton Traders on the standard industry rate. Dirty Cotton Traders feel that this offer, under current trading conditions, is most fair!  Nope, no cigar. We know that We have your dirty scanties in a twist on this and won't settle for anything lest than £352, which of course you should just send directly to McDoe, preferably in the hands of a nubile young ady who loves giving blow jobs and used knockers as gifts!! Free gifts mind!!!
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Nah, ye're havin' a laugh McMysty, that's no disgusting at aw hen broon, I'd eat ma dinner off them breeks nae bother! (Ye need tae check oot ma earlier McDoe's dirty breeks post for slightly more disgusting! )
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Fran Cotton proving english rugby players are always up to dirty tricks. LOL Going to watch the under 20s rugby world cup on Friday - Eng vs Aussie and the NZ vs SA. The Saturday night All Black vs England test. Mind you the amount of players not available I think Fran might have been packing his bags. Oh - good pic btw, Happy HNW Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it kiwialibnz
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Happy HNW and hope you have a great day! ...
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Yes when I was much younger but I prefer these type now: I have given my wife fancy underwear for a Christmas gift and I receive underwear for Xmas every year, but I buy them, the wife wraps them and says they are from her!
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No no and I purchased some for my hubby just the other day.. Awesome shot.. hugs V Happy HNW day to you.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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No....and NOOOO. Very good post and the last time I bought undies for anyone would have been a long long time ago!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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Great story!! Happy HNW to you
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Spunky, Oy! That is enough there! Ha! Happy HNW! Kitkat The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Oh your mind does wander very cleverly I have never worn someone elses worn underwear. I have sold some of mine I do love the pics Happy HNW An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play
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I've been known to take my panties off in the ladies room and slide them into my date's pocket Fun and sexy post! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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white hot...tighty whitey! Happy HNW! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Thanks, and see you tomorrow!
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I could never out-disgust McLindo. He is a legend of disgust!
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Nope, no cigar. We know that We have your dirty scanties in a twist on this and won't settle for anything lest than £352, which of course you should just send directly to McDoe, preferably in the hands of a nubile young ady who loves giving blow jobs and used knockers as gifts!! Free gifts mind!!!
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Rugby players can get very dirty! See you tomorrow for HNW.
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From memory, I've never worn Jockey Y-fronts or any other brand. I haven't received soiled underwear as a gift nor would I give them but occasionally my underwear have gone permanently missing after a "date"... Go figure! Underwear is not a gift I'd give and can't recall receiving any as a gift. Whew!
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Fran Cotton proving english rugby players are always up to dirty tricks. LOL Going to watch the under 20s rugby world cup on Friday - Eng vs Aussie and the NZ vs SA. The Saturday night All Black vs England test. Mind you the amount of players not available I think Fran might have been packing his bags. Oh - good pic btw, Happy HNW
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I hope you made some good money from your worn panties! See you tomorrow for HNW and thanks for your kind words.
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I've now just washed them and I'm wearing them today!
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Happy HNW and hope you have a great day!
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There doesn't seem to be much of a market for men's worn pants!
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