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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

MY PICNIC
 

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
5/31/2014 6:28 am
MY PICNIC


You may have heard or even played this game – the picnic game.

I’m hosting a picnic, and you are welcome to join me if you bring the correct combination of two things for the picnic.

Please feel free to have as many goes as you like. The first person to join me on the picnic will get a very special prize.

As the picnic’s Fat Controller, I’ll let you know whether you’re going on a picnic or not! It's the relationship between the two things you suggest bringing that decides whether you're invited to my picnic or not.

Just to get things going, I’m going to bring these three combinations:
1. Raspberries and Sausages
2. Condoms and Nipple shields
3. Champagne and Advocaat

Do you want to come to the picnic? If so, what two things are you’re going to bring?

I haven’t been on a picnic for ages, though I do have a large picnic basket yet to be used! Provided there’s a bottle or two of chilled dry white wine, I’ll picnic anywhere with anything and anyone!

When was your last picnic?
What’s your favourite picnic food?

69usene4fun 50M

5/31/2014 6:43 am

 most of those picnics I would like to get in on.


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/31/2014 6:56 am
May I bring my server and some fresh sushi? Actually I am not big on picnics after eating so much over the years outside in the military, give me a comfy chair and table in the house

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spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 7:41 am:
I would you and your server to come to my picnic. But with the two things you suggested, I'm afraid you cannot come along just yet!
Please feel free to have another go.

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
5/31/2014 7:11 am

 Might not fit your rule, but as I assume your picnic will be a naked affair can't go wrong with Cock and Cunt


spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 7:46 am:
Though cocks and cunts will be the picnic, I'm afraid you can't come if you bring a cock and cunt! Have another go.

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/31/2014 8:20 am
    Quoting  :
Hmmm!! asparagus (cock shaped)...brussel sprouts (ball shaped)...I know what's on your mind!


spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 9:02 am:
What's on my mind?
Are you coming to my picnic? If so, please say what two things you want to bring.

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/31/2014 9:05 am

 I can bring bug spray and ant killer!!


spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 11:07 am:
They would be essentials to any picnic but I'm afraid you can't come. If you were to bring bug spray and a unicorn, you could come to my picnic!

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/31/2014 9:07 am

 spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 9:02 am:
What's on my mind?

I was speaking of what's on kinky's mind... that's what she is bringing!


spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 11:05 am:
Sorry.
One asparagus and two Brussels sprouts may be what kinky's bringing to the picnic!

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/31/2014 10:58 am

 My last picnic would have been last year. I love picnics.. Now I know you love asparagus and brussel sprouts too.. That would make a delightful picnic wouldn't it.. How about some wine too? hugs V
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spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 11:12 am:
Wine is always welcome at any picnic, but not asparagus and brussels sprouts. If you had said asparagus and pears or Brussels sprouts and underwear, you could come to my picnic!

khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
5/31/2014 11:08 am

 I'm going to bring a lady friend and some chocolate.
Find pleasure in giving pleasure


spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 11:14 am:
I'd love you to come to my picnic with your lady friend and chocolate, but it's not the right combination for the picnic. If you had said your lady friend and a dildo or chocolate and an oral sex manual, you'd be at my picnic!

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/31/2014 11:35 am

 spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 11:07 am:
They would be essentials to any picnic but I'm afraid you can't come. If you were to bring bug spray and a unicorn, you could come to my picnic!

I hope you don't mind, but I tweeted some friends.....they may show up by the millions!
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openagenda 108M
6275 posts
5/31/2014 11:44 am

 The rarity of a A Kelidgh Lunch (the side dish optional but oh so yummy) and the decidedness that Tarts Pies Rule brings to a "crumb free" picnic.

For delightful iced picnic wines, a Frizzante Chardonay to compliment the rare Kelidgh Lunch, and Spumantes to accompany the Tarts and Pies.

Last picnic? Yesterday noon. We luncheoned in the park to watch the river drift by. Since it was Friday, we roughed it with Fish & Chips and few cans of Guinness.

btw Asparagus and brussels sprouts are sulphur base veggies that make your body fluids taste bitter.
See: What is Your Taste


spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 12:01 pm:
I think sulphur tastes nice, but I do smoke.
Much as your Kelidgh lunch and a Frizzante Chardonay would be welcome addition to my picnic, I'm afraid you can't come.
If you brought a Kelidgh lunch and long legs or Frizzante Chardonay and ice cream, you could come to my picnic!
Please feel free to have another go.

sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
5/31/2014 1:09 pm

 Ice cream and wet wipes.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


spunkycumfun replies on 6/1/2014 3:45 am:
Ice cream and wet wipes would be very useful, but you can't come to my picnic. If you had said ice cream and an elephant or wet wipes and a T-bone steak, you would be able to come!

openagenda 108M
6275 posts
5/31/2014 3:37 pm
    Quoting openagenda:
    The rarity of a A Kelidgh Lunch (the side dish optional but oh so yummy) and the decidedness that Tarts Pies Rule brings to a "crumb free" picnic.

    For delightful iced picnic wines, a Frizzante Chardonay to compliment the rare Kelidgh Lunch, and Spumantes to accompany the Tarts and Pies.

    Last picnic? Yesterday noon. We luncheoned in the park to watch the river drift by. Since it was Friday, we roughed it with Fish & Chips and few cans of Guinness.

    btw Asparagus and brussels sprouts are sulphur base veggies that make your body fluids taste bitter.
    See: What is Your Taste
spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 1:01 pm:
I think sulphur tastes nice, but I do smoke.
Much as your Kelidgh lunch and a Frizzante Chardonay would be welcome addition to my picnic, I'm afraid you can't come.
If you brought a Kelidgh lunch and long legs or Frizzante Chardonay and ice cream, you could come to my picnic!
Please feel free to have another go.

Luv sulphur taste? A Frizzante Chardonnay with ice cream?


Long legs or short legs? Both sets end in the air.

Guess you really didn't look at A Kelidgh Lunch or Tarts Pies Rule.

Guess I will pass. Obviously we have a "taste" issue.


spunkycumfun replies on 6/1/2014 4:11 am:
You can definitely come to my picnic with Frizzante Chardonnay and ice cream. Welcome, you are the first guest at my picnic; a prize beckons.
PS I did read your posts you posted; I also follow your blog.

Annie_V 54F
Ask me for a photo

5/31/2014 4:26 pm

 how about chocolate sauce and bananas?
An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play


spunkycumfun replies on 6/1/2014 4:16 am:
Though chocolate sauce and bananas would be a great picnic combination, you can't come to my picnic with these items. If you had said chocolate sauce and opera glasses or bananas and a negligee, you'd be most welcome at my picnic.

salard2 75M/70F
56 posts
6/1/2014 12:31 am

 We would bring apples and pears. Hope we get nice weather.


spunkycumfun replies on 6/1/2014 4:22 am:
You can definitely come to my picnic with appleas and pears; you could also have come if you had said pears and apples!
You are my second picnic guest, so there's just three of us eating all the food and drinking all the drink on a lovely sunny day!

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:11 am
    Quoting  :
Your picnic hamper sounds great. And I'm all ears!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:11 am
    Quoting 69usene4fun:
    most of those picnics I would like to get in on.
All picnics are great.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:12 am
    Quoting fastball91:
    yea i agree, good read, very interesting
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:39 am
    Quoting pal334:
    May I bring my server and some fresh sushi? Actually I am not big on picnics after eating so much over the years outside in the military, give me a comfy chair and table in the house

    [image]
To get to the picnic, your second picnic item had to start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Sorry you missed out on a fun picnic.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:40 am
    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Might not fit your rule, but as I assume your picnic will be a naked affair can't go wrong with Cock and Cunt
To get to the picnic, your second picnic item had to start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Sorry you missed out on a fun picnic with lots of cock and cunt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:41 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Okay, enjoy your picnic... Whoever you decide to have it with.
To get to the picnic, your second picnic item had to start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Sorry you missed out on the picnic.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:42 am
    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    I'm going to bring a lady friend and some chocolate.
To get to the picnic, your second picnic item had to start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Sorry you missed out on a great picnic.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:44 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I can bring bug spray and ant killer!!
To get to the picnic, your second picnic item had to start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Sorry you missed out on a fun ants-free picnic.
PS In my earkier reply, I shouldn't have said bug spray and unicorn. I should have said bug spray and grapefruit. My mistake!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:49 am
    Quoting openagenda:
    spunkycumfun replies on 5/31/2014 1:01 pm:
    I think sulphur tastes nice, but I do smoke.
    Much as your Kelidgh lunch and a Frizzante Chardonay would be welcome addition to my picnic, I'm afraid you can't come.
    If you brought a Kelidgh lunch and long legs or Frizzante Chardonay and ice cream, you could come to my picnic!
    Please feel free to have another go.

    Luv sulphur taste? A Frizzante Chardonnay with ice cream?


    Long legs or short legs? Both sets end in the air.

    Guess you really didn't look at A Kelidgh Lunch or Tarts Pies Rule.

    Guess I will pass. Obviously we have a "taste" issue.
As you correctly worked out with your Frizzante Champagne and ice cream, your second picnic item should start with the third letter of your first picnic item.
Congratulations on making the picnic. And may I present you with a picnic hamper as the prize for the first to work out the picnic game.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:51 am
    Quoting salard2:
    We would bring apples and pears. Hope we get nice weather.
As you correctly worked out, your second picnic item should start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Congratulations on making the picnic.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/4/2014 7:54 am
    Quoting  :
As you correctly worked out, your second picnic item should start with the third letter of your first picnic item. Congratulations on making the picnic, though I'll pass on fermented sea herring!

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