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SWEATY BALLS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
5/29/2014 10:51 am
SWEATY BALLS



Today was one of those days when I regularly enjoyed a certain smell, the smell of my sweat. Strictly speaking, sweat doesn’t smell; the smell comes from the skin’s bacteria breaking down the sweat secretions.

Because I had not showered since yesterday morning, I had the pleasure of smelling my sweat by lifting my shirt to get a sniff of my armpits. Heaven! Perhaps I am a salophiliac who is attracted to salty things. Maybe I have a fetish! I did more research (or, at least, surf the Internet).

My first stop was wikiHow and its 11 steps on “How to smell nice if you sweat a lot”. I don’t sweat a lot and sometimes I don’t want to smell like a sanitised kitchen worktop.

Next, I stumbled across the MenScience website, which had the interesting page, “How to Stop Sweaty, Smelly Balls”. After observing that “some men’s balls can stink”, MenScience pleaded, “Don’t be one of those guys with bad-smelling balls”. The site advised men to “Shower regularly”, “Powder your thighs”, “Groom your hair down there” and “Wear comfortable underwear”.

Though I don’t have sweaty balls, I carried on my research and came across, FreshBalls, a product specifically designed to counter men’s sweaty balls. I thought this product was a spoof but a quick visit to Amazon realised that FreshBalls is a genuine balls deodorant!

On Amazon, one very happy FreshBalls customer posted this review:
“As a US Marine, I deployed to Afghanistan in 2010 during the summer months. While on mission convoys, riding in an heavy-metal, ‘light or no AC blowing’ truck for hours on end, wearing over 100 lbs of gear in 128 degree heat, my balls would sweat and slide all over my leg like they were being sauteed in olive oil. I tried various powders only to have my balls looking like two powdered-donut holes by the end of the day. I saw this product in a fitness magazine and decided to give it a try.... On the next convoy, I decided to try out Fresh Balls. What can I say? In a word....INCREDIBLE!!! Even riding for 6 hours to our mission, despite sweating like a in church, this product held up solidly as I probably could have struck a match on my balls they were so dry!”

But one very unhappy FreshBalls customer posted this review:
“Do I have to be the jerk that tells people that this stuff doesn't work? I will give this product one thing: it does have antibacterial properties so your balls will smell less, but as far as keeping them dry ... that's another story. I tried Fresh Balls for a solid week and it was unable to keep my sack dry, at all, no matter how much I applied.”

Do you like the smell of sweat?
Do you sweat a lot or a little?
Have you encountered any sweaty balls?




lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/29/2014 11:02 am

Not particularly...but I sweat a lot when working hard! I have encountered my own sweaty balls..


Annie_V 54F

5/29/2014 8:54 pm

i love the smell of fresh sweat. After he has been working or playing sport. So delicious
I tend to sweat profusely especially after sex
sadly I have come across sweaty balls not at all nice

An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
5/30/2014 3:29 am

I don't like the smell of stale sweat at all.

I don't sweat....ladies merely glow!!!

Now and then I have encountered sweaty balls....which meant I didn't encounter those balls again!!


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/30/2014 9:35 am

I do sweat but not that much. I have encounter sweaty balls.. You said balls again... I love to tackle someone in the shower first before tackling their balls.. hugs V

Happy Friday to you..

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 11:54 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Not particularly...but I sweat a lot when working hard! I have encountered my own sweaty balls..
I've encountered my sweaty balls, which is usually the cue to jump in a shower!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 11:54 am

    Quoting  :

Sweaty sex is good sex in my book!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 11:56 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    The smell of fresh sweat can be pleasant, depending upon the individual's pheromones...

    I'm not a very sweaty person unless I'm doing lots of strenuous exercise, especially in very humid weather...

    I have encountered sweaty balls... Sometimes they're suckable, sometimes they're not.
My tolerance levels for sweaty people are quite high as I don't have a pronounced sense of smell.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 11:57 am

    Quoting PeterWasted:
    'Cos you need to keep your balls dry if you are a Marine on deployment in Afghanistan???

    Not particularly.
    More than I'd like.
    Rarely.
It seems fresh balls are essential for any self-respecting American marine serving in Afghanistan!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 11:58 am

    Quoting  :

Sorry I forgot that women don't sweat!
I'm a great believer in keeping my junk clean!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 11:59 am

    Quoting  :

I've not heard of Schweddy Balls, but I'm going to look out for it now.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 12:00 pm

    Quoting Annie_V:
    i love the smell of fresh sweat. After he has been working or playing sport. So delicious
    I tend to sweat profusely especially after sex
    sadly I have come across sweaty balls not at all nice
Sweaty balls don't sound nice, but sweaty sex is very nice!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 12:02 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I don't like the smell of stale sweat at all.

    I don't sweat....ladies merely glow!!!

    Now and then I have encountered sweaty balls....which meant I didn't encounter those balls again!!

Sorry I forgot that women don't sweat but glow!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 12:04 pm

    Quoting grayblue1:
    ..I always like to shower with my partner before sex...hence ..no sweat...and it covers a lot of foreplay at the same time.....

    Blue...
For some reason, I don't like showering with a partner, but I always shower (or bath) before having sex with a partner.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 12:06 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I do sweat but not that much. I have encounter sweaty balls.. You said balls again... I love to tackle someone in the shower first before tackling their balls.. hugs V

    Happy Friday to you..
I think if someone has sweaty balls before sex, they should be ordered to take a shower. I've not been ordered to do this ... yet!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 12:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Laziness sometimes induces a sweat in me!
No one yet has accused me of having smelly, sweaty balls!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/2/2014 12:14 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm always fresh for sex, though I may sweat a litttle during sex. That's a sign of a man trying!


GothicPantyhose 53F  
145 posts
8/23/2014 4:04 pm

Betty Swollocks... that hot spot just to right or left of a guy's balls, at the top of his thigh, nuzzling the pubes... that smells sooooooo horny.

Or I am just weird


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/24/2014 1:25 am

    Quoting GothicPantyhose:
    Betty Swollocks... that hot spot just to right or left of a guy's balls, at the top of his thigh, nuzzling the pubes... that smells sooooooo horny.

    Or I am just weird
I'm going to check out my two hot spots!


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