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TOP COCK  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
4/18/2014 8:06 am
TOP COCK





[blog Sexy_SandraD] has just announced the winner of the Show Me Your Cock Contest – see [post 3383780]. My cock won! After donning my best suit and walking the red carpet, I humbly collected my award. With tears rolling down my cheeks, it was difficult to compose myself when thanking everyone who has made this possible. I could not have won this award without the help and support of a lot of people, whom I would like to thank. Fuck it, it’s my cock and it’s my award, though this award certainly would not have been possible without my parents having sex!

My cock got 18 votes – see [post 3371577]. I want to thank everyone who clicked my cock – it was a heart-felt moment. In the words of Tony Blair, “A day like today is not a day for, sort of, soundbites, really - we can leave those at home - but I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders, I really do.” This is no time for clichés. Not expecting to win, I stood for erection against stiff competition. As Julius Caesar claimed, “Veni, vidi, vici” – I came, I saw, I cocquered!

As I’m officially top cock in blogland, I will be afforded the utmost respect. Also, I want to be called TC from now on. For a modest fee, I am available for interviews and photo-shoots. If wanting to book me, please contact my agent.

Above is me in training for next year’s contest, one photo of me training solo and another with my very own personal trainer!

In my quest for TOTAL COCK DOMINATION, I promised everyone who voted for me a bar of gold. Below are McVitie’s Gold bars as my token of gratitude to all those who clicked my cock. Please help yourselves; the Gold bars are on me!

How competitive are you?
Are you a good loser?


When I play games, I am quite competitive. I am a good loser but a terrible winner as I end to gloat! In the rest of my life, I’m not that competitive. I prefer working with and getting on with people. And before I forget, a big thank-you to those who voted for me.



sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
4/18/2014 8:27 am

Congratulations.....you are a worthy winner....at least judging by the photos!


I don't go in for competitions very often...I don't really mind if I win or lose if it's a fun thing....but I was very competitive in my career, I had to be as it was male oriented.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
4/18/2014 8:58 am

Congratulations "TC". I salute you \8b

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
4/18/2014 11:57 am

Congratulations

Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
4/18/2014 9:31 pm

You ask "am I a good loser" What kind of f#^#!@*^& question is that?? Of course I'm a good loser I would like to congratulate your parents, for if it wasn't for them, you would have no winning cock! Now I think you should buy everyone a drink of their choice!


salard2 75M/70F
56 posts
4/18/2014 11:55 pm

Well done TC\8b
To quote Kenny Dalglish
"Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser"


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:48 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Congratulations.....you are a worthy winner....at least judging by the photos!


    I don't go in for competitions very often...I don't really mind if I win or lose if it's a fun thing....but I was very competitive in my career, I had to be as it was male oriented.

Many thanks.
I'm slightly fortunate that in my chosen career you don't need to be too competitive to get on.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:49 am

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    Congratulations "TC". I salute you \8b
Many thanks. I stand saluted! TC


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:50 am

    Quoting  :

I'm probably most competitive with myself. It can be quite draining sometimes.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:50 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Congratulations
Many thanks. I'm so behind with my blog replies!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:51 am

    Quoting  :

Many thanks. I've only just stopped gloating! TC \8


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:53 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    You ask "am I a good loser" What kind of f#^#!@*^& question is that?? Of course I'm a good loser I would like to congratulate your parents, for if it wasn't for them, you would have no winning cock! Now I think you should buy everyone a drink of their choice!

Isn't a Gold bar enough for everyone? Okay, drinks on me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:54 am

    Quoting salard2:
    Well done TC\8b
    To quote Kenny Dalglish
    "Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser"
Ah, but I'm winning the last post game!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 2:55 am

    Quoting  :

Many thanks. It was a very special honour to be clicked by you! \8


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 3:01 am

    Quoting  :

Many thanks. My cock is getting used to fame, though I've had to cancel many of his celebrity appointments as he doen't want me around!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 3:03 am

    Quoting  :

Many thanks. I don't need bling; the honour of the award is more than enough for me! Once again, thanks for organising the contest.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/24/2014 3:04 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Heartfelt congratulations on your victory, TC... Because of the immense celebrity of your mouthwatering monolith, I imagine that us mere mortals no-longer have any hope of enjoying it in person.

    Regardless, I'm absolutely delighted for you. xoxoxo
Many thanks. I still have a little time for mere mortals. Only joking!
I'm quite competitive in games like Trivial Pursuits and Monopoly. I always cheat!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
2/22/2017 6:48 am

Not being in the habit of "clicking cocks" I am happy to have missed this one, oh Mighty
Bwana-Dick.

I am curious as to the nature of the reason that Sandra is no longer posting here as Sandra. Was it a good war?

Blog on!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/22/2017 8:54 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Not being in the habit of "clicking cocks" I am happy to have missed this one, oh Mighty
    Bwana-Dick.

    I am curious as to the nature of the reason that Sandra is no longer posting here as Sandra. Was it a good war?

    Blog on!
You've now reached the bowels of my blog!
Sandra was kicked off the site because of her words - some say campaign - aganist one transgender member here.
It was a long and brutish war which drew a lot of people in!


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