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GSOH  Nearly everyone says they have a good sense of humour but not everyone says they are beautiful, even though both are relative qualities. I like some jokes but most jokes don’t do it for me, especially if everyone is telling jokes one after another – after about three jokes, they’re not funny. But I can do puns and one-liners all night. Seven more jokes than I want to hear, here are ten jokes that I’ve heard recently, including my three favourite jokes at the end! 1. If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start in a small country. 2. They've just invented a new drug combining Viagra and Prozac - if it doesn't work, you just don't care! 3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 4. I'm feeling cooped up and peckish - do you think I may have bird flu? 5. I’ve just got a job working with a one-armed typist. I help with the capital letters. The job’s okay but it's only shift work. 6. A man got a sweater for Christmas, but he really wanted a screamer. 7. “Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'. “That sounds like the Tom Jones syndrome”, the doctor replies. “Is it common?”, the patient asks. The doctor says, “It's not unusual.” 8. A patient goes into a doctor’s surgery with a carrot up each of his nostrils and a stick of celery down each of his ear-holes. “Doctor, I don’t feel very well”. The doctor says, “I’m not surprised, you’re not eating properly.” 9. Have you heard about the magic car? It turned into a car park. 10. Hold your hand out? You’ve not had a budgerigar on your hand. Shrug you shoulder? You’ve not had a parrot on your shoulder. Stick your tongue out? But you’ve had a cockatoo on your tongue. If any, what joke did you like the best? What’s the last joke that you’ve come across? Have you had a cockatoo? |
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 my golf joke I posted on my blog the other day was a good one.. These are all good! ty for the laugh. No I have not had a cockatoo.. but sure looks like fun! hugs VBecome a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Very cute. I like the bird flu one
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I'm not sure which one I liked the best.....and the last joke I have come across was yours about the cockatoo lol!!! I've never had a cockatoo. ~~Anais Nin~~
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Could have been worse for the patient with Tom Jones syndrome... her name could have been Delilah  Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I've had one cock all my life...not two!
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Saw this a while ago and thought was cute [image]
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my golf joke I posted on my blog the other day was a good one.. These are all good! ty for the laugh. No I have not had a cockatoo.. but sure looks like fun! hugs V
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Very cute. I like the bird flu one
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I'm not sure which one I liked the best.....and the last joke I have come across was yours about the cockatoo lol!!! I've never had a cockatoo. I've just realised that my 'last joke that you’ve come across' question was a bit daft!I've not had a cockatoo either!
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Could have been worse for the patient with Tom Jones syndrome... her name could have been Delilah And She's a Lady! 
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I like #5 too.
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I've had one cock all my life...not two! But that means you have a cockaone!
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Saw this a while ago and thought was cute [image]
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I've tried Viagra but not Prozac, so I still care!
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I like those deer jokes. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no ears? Still no idea!
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I've sniggered at most of them, though I like jokes #8 and #10 the best.
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Yes S, feel welcome to recycle it... I'll email you the other one and you can decide whether to use that too.
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I like number 10 the best.
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nice
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I went and had a look just now and the only one that's there is the one on this post... Even my post to introduce myself to the group in an attempt to join has vanished 
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