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TOTAL COCK DOMINATION  Following my earlier blog RATE MY COCK about [blog Sexy_SandraD]’s 2nd Annual Cock Contest on this site, I have just found out that my cock is only one vote off the joint lead. Eight people have so far voted for my cock. I am touched! I want to thank those eight kind people for their wisely casted votes – well, I want to thank those seven people because one vote was my vote. If you have not already voted – and voter apathy is becoming an increasing problem nowadays - I want to present 11 reasons to vote for my cock: 1. Because you can 2. Because I have been very hard at cock training since I first entered – see cockshot photo above for evidence 3. Because your vote will help resurrect the under-appreciated art of the cockshot - think of the much missed saucy seaside postcard tradition that’s now disappeared 4. Because no British cock has never won this prestigious contest 5. Because no man over the age of 50 years old has never won this award 6. Because no disco-loving man with three nipples has never won this competition 7. Because it will only take one minute of your life but will give me a life-time of minutes of happiness 8. Because if you are a heterosexual man or a homosexual woman, I promise not to tell anybody that you voted for my cock 9. Because I have set winning this contest as a goal for promotion at work 10. Because I have already written my acceptance speech and I promise to cry 11. Because I will give you gold, one bar each? – see below for proof of my liquidity If you haven’t voted already, I hope you’ll find the heart to vote for my cockshot – please go to [post 3371577] to vote. My cockshot is contestant#49 on page 2. I hope you’ll recognise my cock! And, finally, if I win, I will thank you all from the heart of my bottom – sorry, the bottom of my heart – for your vote. A Nick Faldo joke, just as it is Nick Faldo’s cockshot above! Do you like public speaking? How much do you script your speeches and how much do you ad lib?  |
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I used to do a lot of public speaking. Most was "off the cuff" unless it was technical information
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LOL....I have already voted. I don't much like public speaking but I have in the past lectured in Capital Taxation. Not much scope for ad libs there!!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Have voted for you, we can confirm that it is your own.
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Oi! Number 7 is my chat-up line! 
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Off to vote now... I love public speaking and I use to do a lot of it when I was working before I retired hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am extremely shy by nature...to get over this because I took a teaching position at a university, I started singing in a band. This helped me get over stage fright and public speaking. I still have a moment of panic but I am able to push past it. I am heading over to vote now.
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I used to do a lot of public speaking. Most was "off the cuff" unless it was technical information 
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The issue of what to wear if I win the award has been on my mind a lot. I need something that will match the red carpet, but red doesn't suit me very well! 
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LOL....I have already voted. I don't much like public speaking but I have in the past lectured in Capital Taxation. Not much scope for ad libs there!!! 
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There's some stiff competition in the cock contest! I'm particularly worried by number 4, 62 and 70 cocks!
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I'm in the lead at the moment with 18 votes, though a few other cocks are providing stiff competition!
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Have voted for you, we can confirm that it is your own.
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Oi! Number 7 is my chat-up line!
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I'm up to 18 votes now! I think the contest should be closed immediately!
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Lol....I just voted.....How could I not? Good luck babe!!!
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Off to vote now... I love public speaking and I use to do a lot of it when I was working before I retired hugs V
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Public speaking isn't for me... My vocal chords paralyse themselves if I try and sound won't come out. A third nipple you say? Me too. In the middle ages, they were reputed to be witches teats for suckling familiar spirits to gain favour with satan... Thank fuck we live now, otherwise we might be burnt at the stake.
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I am extremely shy by nature...to get over this because I took a teaching position at a university, I started singing in a band. This helped me get over stage fright and public speaking. I still have a moment of panic but I am able to push past it. I am heading over to vote now.
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That could be a lot of fun, maybe the criteria for entry could be each member posting a pic of their third nipple... Umm but the idea of photographic criteria stirs-up some very unhappy memories even though the outcome has been arguably beautiful. ##
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Good question! But should there be a maximum number of nipples they have to be in the group, it would be unhelpful (I think) if people joined the group on behalf of pets with 6 or 8 nipples... Even though nipples turn me on, that's a ludicrous extreme and I'm not aroused by the nipples of members of other species... Lol. Do you think we would be being too exclusionist if we kept the maximum to 4 nipples? I think it highly unlikely that many humans would have 5 or more...  
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