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DAFFODILS, SEX AND TEARS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
3/19/2014 12:07 am
DAFFODILS, SEX AND TEARS

In this daffodil-filled forest in Germany, I went for a night walk with my then girlfriend.



In the dark, she took this photo of us having cowgirl sex on the daffodils.



The morning after our night of frenzied passion, we returned to our spot in the forest and saw that we had squashed a lot of daffodils. My then girlfriend started to cry as she had remembered that human beings share up to 33 per cent of their genes with daffodils. Tearfully, she said that we had committed an act of daffodilicide!



I like daffodils but they are not my favourite wild flowers – I prefer bluebells, crocuses and forget-me-nots. My favourite flowers are lilies and tulips.

What are your favourite flowers?
When was the last time you received flowers from someone and gave flowers to someone?


__Maria__ 58F
8252 posts
3/19/2014 12:16 am

That 1st pic is awesome.



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FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
3/19/2014 12:47 am

Judging by that bottom photo it wasn't just the daffs - the trees have all gone and most of the ground cover has been reduced to mud

I suspect it was more than just cowgirl sex - I believe the whole herd was involved too

Bluebells are out already

I have the indigenous British variety growing wild in my garden - they are a protected species, which means I can't mow the lawn for a couple of months


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/19/2014 2:24 am

Those poor daffies, how could you? And all for a quick shag!!

1. I love daff's, favourites include hyacinths (not the smell), bougainvillea, gerberas and dhalias.
2. I've never received flowers from anyone (except those daft rose things you get here, about umpteen years ago), gave flowers to an aunt a couple of weeks ago. Flowers are a great gift.


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
3/19/2014 2:41 am

Beautiful pictures. I like roses. It has been a couple months since I gave any flowers, I guess is time to change that

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salard2 75M/70F
56 posts
3/19/2014 3:26 am

Picture three looks like a penis with balls attached.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
3/19/2014 6:47 am

Your lucky you live across the pond...Ya'll could get sterilized for committing daffodilicide!
My favorite flower is the Tiger Lily, followed by the Rose and the Carnation!
I don't ever remember receiving flowers but the last time I gave flowers to the wife was on our Anniversary last year...I bought and arranged them myself!
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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/19/2014 9:22 am

Some awesome pics here ty for sharing. Love the first one as well. My favourite flowers are roses. Got some the other day just because.. nothing special. hugs V

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
3/19/2014 12:34 pm

My favourite flowers are freesias....the scent is wonderful.

The last time I received flowers was at Christmas and the last time I gave flowers was in January on my daughter's birthday.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


Athene76 50F
1310 posts
3/21/2014 3:30 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Those poor daffies, how could you? And all for a quick shag!!

    1. I love daff's, favourites include hyacinths (not the smell), bougainvillea, gerberas and dhalias.
    2. I've never received flowers from anyone (except those daft rose things you get here, about umpteen years ago), gave flowers to an aunt a couple of weeks ago. Flowers are a great gift.
Hmmm McFlower .. I can't believe you never received flowers as charming as you are

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Athene76 50F
1310 posts
3/21/2014 3:38 am

The first pic has that beautiful colours!

My favourites are poppy, cornflower, chamomile ... but can't decide really cause there are so much awesome flowers

Last received: Valentine's Day
Last given out: Around the same time (lots per email, virtual flowers) and frequently in my garden post. It's fun!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 4:38 am

I like that picture too.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 4:40 am

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Judging by that bottom photo it wasn't just the daffs - the trees have all gone and most of the ground cover has been reduced to mud

    I suspect it was more than just cowgirl sex - I believe the whole herd was involved too

    Bluebells are out already

    I have the indigenous British variety growing wild in my garden - they are a protected species, which means I can't mow the lawn for a couple of months
It was a very passionate night of sex!
I didn't know that wild bluebells are protected.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 4:44 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    My favourite flowers in order of preference is/are... Carnations, Violets, Sunflowers, Pansies and bird of paradise...

    The last time someone gave me flowers was around early October 2012 and I haven't givenflowers to anyone for a few years... I really have to be impressed by someone to give them flowers and they can be of either sex.
I love violets and pansies too. Here's an African Violet for you.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 4:46 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Those poor daffies, how could you? And all for a quick shag!!

    1. I love daff's, favourites include hyacinths (not the smell), bougainvillea, gerberas and dhalias.
    2. I've never received flowers from anyone (except those daft rose things you get here, about umpteen years ago), gave flowers to an aunt a couple of weeks ago. Flowers are a great gift.
I'm still scarred by the experience, and I still feel bad for squashing the daffodils!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 4:47 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Beautiful pictures. I like roses. It has been a couple months since I gave any flowers, I guess is time to change that
I like roses too, especially red roses.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 4:48 am

    Quoting salard2:
    Picture three looks like a penis with balls attached.

I must confess I did give the daffodils a pounding!


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
3/24/2014 6:13 am

From the BBC website:

"Common bluebells are anything but ordinary, with a spring woodland carpeted in masses of bluebells a sight to behold. This spectacular botannical display is only found in northern Europe, with Britain containing more than half of the worlds population. Common bluebells are a protected species in the UK. The main threats to their survival is people picking the flowers and illegally digging up the bulbs."

We have more than half of the world's population of bluebells


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:38 am

    Quoting  :

Daffodils are very common here because it's too cold!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:39 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for your kind words, and thanks for dropping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:41 am

    Quoting cinnamontaste69:
    I'm liking that first photo also. Very nice. Happy HNW!!!
The first photo is one of my fabourites. Thanks for dropping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:43 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for your words. Here are some roses for you.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:47 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Your lucky you live across the pond...Ya'll could get sterilized for committing daffodilicide!
    My favorite flower is the Tiger Lily, followed by the Rose and the Carnation!
    I don't ever remember receiving flowers but the last time I gave flowers to the wife was on our Anniversary last year...I bought and arranged them myself!
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As it's very cold with you now, here's a tiger lily for you.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:56 am

    Quoting  :

Carnations are the most popular flowers ion the world.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 8:57 am

    Quoting  :

All flowers, even the flowers of weeds, are beautiful.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/24/2014 9:00 am

    Quoting  :

Sunflowers are cool. The best ones I've seen were in France.

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