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A RANDOM 500  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
3/2/2014 11:46 pm
A RANDOM 500



This is my 500th blog post on this site. I’ve blogged far more than I’ve had sexual partners! When I joined this site, as a couple, my intention was to find new sexual partners. But, now single, blogging is my surrogate fucking!

When I think of 500, I think of a 500 euro note or a 500 dollar bill, a Fiat 500 car, and The Proclaimers’ I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) song with its annoyingly catchy lyrics:

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door


I also think of the porn film, 500 Person Sex, which involves 250 Japanese couples having synchronised sex together – see the photo below. I bought the DVD thinking it was going to watch an orgy, but it was awful. I’d sooner watch synchronised swimming, which at least you can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all! My favourite porn film is the 1973 classic, The Devil in Miss Jones.

What does 500 mean to you?
Have you seen The Devil in Miss Jones?
Do you have a favourite porn film?




Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
3/3/2014 1:58 am

I LOVE that 'The Proclaimers' song!

Congratulations on your milestone.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
3/3/2014 6:47 am

CONGRATULATIONS on 500, wishing you many more!!!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/3/2014 9:27 am

Excellent job well done! Congrads to you my friend. No favourite porn film I just like to look at different things ..hugs V



Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
3/3/2014 11:57 am

I knew there was a reason I liked your blog so much...I LOVE The Devil and Miss Jones! My all time favorite porn.
Really, only 500? Well don't stop now, you are just getting good..LOL

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
3/3/2014 1:53 pm

Congrats on your 500th post I just did mine on February 14th...definitely my replacement for sex!
I have that song and like it...I was a postman and walked way more than 500 miles but would walk 500 more! but only when the weather warms up!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
3/3/2014 3:47 pm

I love that song. Have hardly ever watched porn....lol and 500 means half a grand!!!

Congratulations on reaching 500 posts.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:19 am

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    I LOVE that 'The Proclaimers' song!

    Congratulations on your milestone.
It's one of those songs that I can't get out of mind once I think of it.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:21 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Congratulations on your 500th post gorgeous spunky...

    Gee, those Proclaimers were a pair of gimps, wot? Lol

    To me, 500 is half a thousand.

    I might have seen The Devil In Mrs Jones but have no clear recollection of it.

    My favourite porn movie isn't really a movie at all... It's an early 90s series of vignettes all on one videotape called The Best Of Cum Vol 1. Some very impressive scenes but I almost never watch porn, I'd prefer to create it.
I don't watch much porn nowadays. The Best of Cum sounds like one for me to watch!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:21 am

    Quoting pal334:
    CONGRATULATIONS on 500, wishing you many more!!!
Thanks for your congratulations.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:22 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Excellent job well done! Congrads to you my friend. No favourite porn film I just like to look at different things ..hugs V


Many thanks for your kind words.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:22 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for your cake; I've eaten all of it already!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:24 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    I knew there was a reason I liked your blog so much...I LOVE The Devil and Miss Jones! My all time favorite porn.
    Really, only 500? Well don't stop now, you are just getting good..LOL
Thanks for your nice words.
The Devil in Miss Jones also makes me laugh. I can never take porn too seriously.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:27 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Congrats on your 500th post I just did mine on February 14th...definitely my replacement for sex!
    I have that song and like it...I was a postman and walked way more than 500 miles but would walk 500 more! but only when the weather warms up!
Being a postman sounds like hard work, particularly in the winter. I hope the dogs behaved themselves on your round.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:27 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I love that song. Have hardly ever watched porn....lol and 500 means half a grand!!!

    Congratulations on reaching 500 posts.

Many thanks for your congratulations.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/5/2014 8:33 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks, 500 is a lot of posts!My favourite posts were my earlier ones or ones that I spend lots of time researching for. One of my favourites is HOTEL SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL.


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