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SEX IN A HAT
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SEX IN A HAT  I like her hat! I only wear hats when it’s very sunny, which is never in the UK. I’ve never had sex in a hat or had sex with someone wearing a hat. But I want to reveal the findings of my latest research project, sex in a hat. Having typed-in ‘sex in a hat’ in Google, it came up with 440,000,000 results. I then wanted to find out what hat is most popular for having sex in. Below are my research findings (as measured in Google entries): 1. Baseball cap – 1,020,000,000 2. Wedding hat – 246,000,000 3. Top hat – 171,000,000 4. Police officer’s hat – 161,000,000 5. Cork hat (Hobbly-Bob) – 130,000,000 6. Rain hat – 99,100,00 7. Pilot’s hat – 91,500,000 8. Ice hockey helmet – 89,400,000 9. Soldier’s helmet – 78,000,000 10. Christmas hat – 76,500,000 11. Sun hat – 57,700,000 12. Stetson – 39,300,000 13. Fireman’s hat – 23,500,000 14. Nurse’s hat – 21,300,000 15. Judge’s wig - 18,600,000 16. Hijab – 18,400,000 17. Trapper’s hat – 17,500,000 18. Tommy Cooper’s fez – 11,400,000 19. Turban – 9,570,000 20. Crash helmet – 7,410,000 21. Panama hat – 7,280,000 22. Fez – 5,430,000 23. Executioner’s hood – 2,980,000 24. Fedora – 2,720,000 25. Swimming cap – 2,480,000 26. Deerstalker hat – 1,950,000 27. Beanie hat – 1,770,000 28. Beret – 1,710,000 29. Bowler hat – 1,270,000 30. Trilby hat – 1,150,000 31. Royal Ascot hat – 659,000 32. Sou’wester – 389,000 33. Balaclava – 357,000 34. Fascinator – 352,000 35. spunkycumfun’s sun hat – 2 These research findings are scientifically interesting – far more people want sex with a cork hat than sex with a beanie hat; more people want sex with Tommy Cooper’s fez than they want sex with just any fez; and, more than a billion entries for sex in a baseball cap and only two entries for sex in my sun hat! Clearly, further research is needed. When do you wear a hat? Have you had sex with your hat on? Why do some Australians have corks dangling from their hat? |
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I would have thought sex in a Christmas hat would have been much higher...clearly more research is needed. Are these findings just in the UK or world wide? I can't remember if I have ever had sex in a hat or with someone wearing one...probably, as I did have sex with a guy in the parking lot of a bar on one very snowy January night many years ago...one of us had to be wearing a hat because neither of us had on underwear. We were outside the car. He was kissing me good night but decided to bend me over instead. I have no idea why Australians wear corks on their hats...bobbers?
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I wear a hat whenever outside! I even wore one as part of my uniform when I worked! I don't have hair and fair skinned complexion. I have had a few skin cancers that were Basel cell! Most body heat is lost through the head, and with our cold temps, I would freeze my brain!  I always take my hat off indoors, so I have never had sex with a hat on and the wife never wears a hat...HELL, I never have sex period! 
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Now that I am out of the military, almost never wear a hat, except when it is snowing. Never had sex wearing a hat, but it does have merit for those especially rough play times [image]
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I hate hats...I have only ever worn them to my children's weddings! Never had sex with one on either!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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I only wear baseball caps when I am out golfing. Keeps my pony tail back hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I would have thought sex in a Christmas hat would have been much higher...clearly more research is needed. Are these findings just in the UK or world wide? I can't remember if I have ever had sex in a hat or with someone wearing one...probably, as I did have sex with a guy in the parking lot of a bar on one very snowy January night many years ago...one of us had to be wearing a hat because neither of us had on underwear. We were outside the car. He was kissing me good night but decided to bend me over instead. I have no idea why Australians wear corks on their hats...bobbers? 
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I almost never wear hats, they trap too much heat and boil the brain like a Christmas pudding... Never had sex while wearing a hat or with anyone who was. The concept of the corks on the Aussie bushman's hat is to scare flies off from trying to land on the face or neck of the wearer... The corks are a lot like a swat that could fuck the flies up if they land, so they land on the back of the shirt and drink the sweat more often than not.
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I wear a hat whenever outside! I even wore one as part of my uniform when I worked! I don't have hair and fair skinned complexion. I have had a few skin cancers that were Basel cell! Most body heat is lost through the head, and with our cold temps, I would freeze my brain! I always take my hat off indoors, so I have never had sex with a hat on and the wife never wears a hat...HELL, I never have sex period!
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Now that I am out of the military, almost never wear a hat, except when it is snowing. Never had sex wearing a hat, but it does have merit for those especially rough play times [image] 
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I hate hats...I have only ever worn them to my children's weddings! Never had sex with one on either!!!
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I only wear baseball caps when I am out golfing. Keeps my pony tail back hugs V
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I used to dislike wearing hats, probably because I was forced to wear a cap at school. But now I like hats (and Joe Cocker).
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She's gorgeous! [image]
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She's gorgeous. Is she wearing a hat, I can't see?! [image]
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I guess I could Google it, but it's much more fun to ask you. What the hell is a cork hat? Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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I guess I could Google it, but it's much more fun to ask you. What the hell is a cork hat? [image]
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