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PUNK POEMS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/22/2014 4:17 am
PUNK POEMS



There are several bloggers who post poetry – grayblue1, [blog Mercenaria1] and [blog veryfunnyguy64] are very good examples. One of my favourite poets is John Cooper Clarke – see photograph; he often gets mistaken for Ronnie Wood, the Rolling Stones’ guitarist. Born in Salford near Manchester, John Cooper Clarke is a performance poet who became popular during the punk era. He performed regularly alongside the Sex Pistols, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Fall, Buzzcocks and, my favourite band, Joy Division.

In my opinion, John Cooper Clarke’s best song was Beasley Street from his hit Snap, Crackle & Bop album released in 1980 – inside are the lyrics of the song. Also on this album is the song, Evidently Chickentown, which was featured in the closing scene of one episode of The Sopranos – again inside are the song’s lyrics.

One of his most famous poems, also covered by the Arctic Monkeys, is I Wanna Be Yours. This poem is often played at weddings, though most of John Cooper Clarke’s work is more suitable for funerals! Below are the lyrics of I Wanna Be Yours, best read with a Mancunian accent:

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my devotion


In my youth, I used to write a lot of poetry, probably as part of my teenage angst years. I have just unearthed the first poem I wrote when I was thirteen years old. It was set to music, or rather me banging a couple of metal bins as pretend drums. Here are the first two lines:

I was fighting in Korea
When I had some diarrhoea


As you can tell, I was never asked to recite this poem in public! And, for some reason, I never made it as a poet!

Do you like poetry?
Who are your favourite poets?
Do you write or did you write poetry?


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/22/2014 4:19 am

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Below are the lyrics of John Cooper Clarke’s Beasley Street:

Far from crazy pavements -
the taste of silver spoons
A clinical arrangement
on a dirty afternoon
Where the fecal germs of Mr Freud
are rendered obsolete
The legal term is null and void
In the case of Beasley Street

In the cheap seats where murder breeds
Somebody is out of breath
Sleep is a luxury they don't need
- a sneak preview of death
Belladonna is your flower
Manslaughter your meat
Spend a year in a couple of hours
On the edge of Beasley Street

Where the action isn't
That's where it is
State your position
Vacancies exist
In an X-certificate exercise
Ex-servicemen excrete
Keith Joseph smiles and a baby dies
In a box on Beasley Street
From the boarding houses and the bedsits
Full of accidents and fleas
Somebody gets it
Where the missing persons freeze
Wearing dead men's overcoats
You can't see their feet
A riff joint shuts - opens up
Right down on Beasley Street

Cars collide, colours clash
disaster movie stuff
For a man with a Fu Manchu moustache
Revenge is not enough
There's a dead canary on a swivel seat
There's a rainbow in the road
Meanwhile on Beasley Street
Silence is the code
Hot beneath the collar
an inspector calls
Where the perishing stink of squalor
impregnates the walls
the rats have all got rickets
they spit through broken teeth
The name of the game is not cricket
Caught out on Beasley Street

The hipster and his hired hat
Drive a borrowed car
Yellow socks and a pink cravat
Nothing La-di-dah
OAP, mother to be
Watch the three-piece suite
When shit-stoppered drains
and crocodile skis
are seen on Beasley Street

The kingdom of the blind
a one-eyed man is king
Beauty problems are redefined
the doorbells do not ring
A lightbulb bursts like a blister
the only form of heat
here a fellow sells his sister
down the river on Beasley Street
The boys are on the wagon
The girls are on the shelf
Their common problem is
that they're not someone else
The dirt blows out
The dust blows in
You can't keep it neat
It's a fully furnished dustbin,
Sixteen Beasley Street

Vince the ageing savage
Betrays no kind of life
but the smell of yesterday's cabbage
and the ghost of last year's wife
through a constant haze
of deodorant sprays
he says retreat
Alsations dog the dirty days
down the middle of Beasley Street

People turn to poison
Quick as lager turns to piss
Sweethearts are physically sick
every time they kiss.
It's a sociologist's paradise
each day repeats
On easy, cheesy, greasy, queasy
beastly Beasley Street
Eyes dead as vicious fish
Look around for laughs
If I could have just one wish
I would be a photograph
on a permanent Monday morning
Get lost or fall asleep
When the yellow cats are yawning
Around the back of Beasley Street


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/22/2014 4:21 am

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And below are the lyrics of John Cooper Clarke’s Evidently Chickentown:

the bloody cops are bloody keen
to bloody keep it bloody clean
the bloody chief's a bloody swine
who bloody draws a bloody line
at bloody fun and bloody games
the bloody kids he bloody blames
are nowhere to be bloody found
anywhere in chicken town

the bloody scene is bloody sad
the bloody news is bloody bad
the bloody weed is bloody turf
the bloody speed is bloody surf
the bloody folks are bloody daft
don't make me bloody laugh
it bloody hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the bloody train is bloody late
you bloody wait you bloody wait
you're bloody lost and bloody found
stuck in fucking chicken town

the bloody view is bloody vile
for bloody miles and bloody miles
the bloody babies bloody cry
the bloody flowers bloody die
the bloody food is bloody muck
the bloody drains are bloody fucked
the colour scheme is bloody brown
everywhere in chicken town

the bloody pubs are bloody dull
the bloody clubs are bloody full
of bloody girls and bloody guys
with bloody murder in their eyes
a bloody bloke is bloody stabbed
waiting for a bloody cab
you bloody stay at bloody home
the bloody neighbors bloody moan
keep the bloody racket down
this is bloody chicken town

the bloody pies are bloody old
the bloody chips are bloody cold
the bloody beer is bloody flat
the bloody flats have bloody rats
the bloody clocks are bloody wrong
the bloody days are bloody long
it bloody gets you bloody down
evidently chicken town
the bloody train is bloody late
you bloody wait you bloody wait
you're bloody lost and bloody found
stuck in fucking chicken town


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/22/2014 4:23 am

I can see you had a rough start in poetry. I have never been one for poetry, I guess it may be a lack of imagination ? But I do admit, that seeing the poetry in blogland here is opening my eyes a bit

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/22/2014 7:45 am

I find it a shame,
To click onto your blog
During an Olympic hockey game
My mind is in a fog.

No I'm not one that's into much poetry!
In your post poem it mentioned Ford Cortina...That was the first car I purchased on my own. The few years that I had it, it was a lemon, so I got rid of it.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/22/2014 10:27 am

Love poetry and the three bloggers you mentioned are awesome.. If you have not visited their blog drop in! hugs V

PS I like to read poems I don't write them. I am still working on erotic stories instead.. Have a great weekend.

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/22/2014 12:55 pm

I love poetry....Chaucer, Shakespeare's sonnets, Tennyson, Coleridge, John Dunne....almost anything lol!

I write poetry at times...mostly emotional times! I've posted a bit here now and then.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/22/2014 12:57 pm

Ooops I forgot my favourite....Dylan Thomas...Do not go gentle into that good night.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:02 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I can see you had a rough start in poetry. I have never been one for poetry, I guess it may be a lack of imagination ? But I do admit, that seeing the poetry in blogland here is opening my eyes a bit
Like most things, there's good poetry and there's bad poetry.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:04 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I'm very selective about the poetry I like, poetry just because that's how it is defined doesn'tnecessarily impress me... Many poems are long-winded, boring or ugly (I'm ok with some sad poetry). It really is down to the individual poem, not the poet, some lauded poets create some really tiresome poems.

    I have no favourite poets for the reasons cited above. Sometimes a complete unknown will write something profound or beautiful but I just like that piece of work, I don't become a fan until I read at least a few dozen poems and think 'Yeah, I can really feel and get into what this person is saying'.

    I have written a small handful of short poems... I find that I don't enjoy anything of more than 4 stanzas and as such, I would never write anything longer than that.
An excellent comment distinguishing the poem from the poet. But some poets write more good poems than others. It's the same with art, music and books.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:06 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I find it a shame,
    To click onto your blog
    During an Olympic hockey game
    My mind is in a fog.

    No I'm not one that's into much poetry!
    In your post poem it mentioned Ford Cortina...That was the first car I purchased on my own. The few years that I had it, it was a lemon, so I got rid of it.
A fantastic poetic comment. And Canada won!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:08 am

    Quoting  :

I think blogland are ready to read your poetic creations, especially if it's worse than my efforts! A challenge?


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:09 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Love poetry and the three bloggers you mentioned are awesome.. If you have not visited their blog drop in! hugs V

    PS I like to read poems I don't write them. I am still working on erotic stories instead.. Have a great weekend.
Your erotic stories are great.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:19 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I love poetry....Chaucer, Shakespeare's sonnets, Tennyson, Coleridge, John Dunne....almost anything lol!

    I write poetry at times...mostly emotional times! I've posted a bit here now and then.

It seems you like classic poetry.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/24/2014 11:19 am

    Quoting  :

I bet you can write poetry.


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