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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

A FRUSTRATING OLYMPICS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/16/2014 4:11 am
A FRUSTRATING OLYMPICS


Above is a photograph of Lizzy Yarnold winning a gold medal in the women’s skeleton at the Winter Olympics - Britain’s first gold medal of the games. Because I’m sexually frustrated, I don’t see an Olympian winning a gold medal. Instead, I see what’s in the photograph below.

I’m seeing sex everywhere at the Winter Olympics. I can’t see a couple figure skating without thinking of foreplay, I can’t see a woman on a luge without thinking of sex in the missionary position, and I can’t see snowboarding without thinking of spunkboarding! Sex is everywhere in Sochi or, at least, it’s everywhere in my head.

I am so sexually frustrated. At the moment, masturbation is not keeping my frustration at bay. Perhaps, I should go for a very long walk in the rain.

Do I need help for my frustration?
What do you do when sexually frustrated?

pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/16/2014 4:39 am

 Yikes, you have it bad. I have no real suggestion . I usually make a phone call or two and hope one of the ladies is available
Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/16/2014 7:33 am

 "GO to Sochi" there is sex everywhere in Sochi!!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/16/2014 11:10 am

 Lots of frustration at the OLympics isn't there.. Now about sex! More please hugs V


Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 11:55 am
    Quoting pal334:
    Yikes, you have it bad. I have no real suggestion . I usually make a phone call or two and hope one of the ladies is available
The problem is that my phone book is empty of that option!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 11:56 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks, a cold shower will probably work ... for an hour!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 11:57 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    "GO to Sochi" there is sex everywhere in Sochi!!
I'm now in Sochi and it's even more frustating!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 11:59 am
    Quoting  :
I would love to move closer ... but if I did, I wouldn't be frustrated and you you wouldn't love me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 12:01 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Lots of frustration at the OLympics isn't there.. Now about sex! More please hugs V

I'm pleased to hear that someone is enjoying the Winter Olymipics and isn't frustrated. Save me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 12:03 pm
    Quoting  :
I'm watching men's ice hockey and all I see is homo-erotic fantasies!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 12:04 pm
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Spunky, you need a long weekend of hot action with me to help treat your sexual frustration... I promise, you'll feel amazing afterwards

    I'm perpetually sexually frustrated because I'm incapable of orgasm/relief, so I just indulge in as much sex as possible with (usually much younger) guys who appeal to my tastes and produce large loads... If I can't cum, I'll swallow as much as possible

    Have you tried an ice-cold shower..? If I joined you, we'd cause the water to boil in the pipes. I hope you find the release you need, soon. xxx
I'm saving my pennies; only a long weekend?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/17/2014 12:05 pm
    Quoting grayblue1:
    ...Spunk...you should take a holiday in Amsterdam...go to the cofee houses and get stoned...and to the streets to get laid......have a sex weekend...then go have a massage....and do it all over again..

    wait i will join you

    Blue....
Amsterdam is a deal - let me know when you're over.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/18/2014 1:05 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    For the cost and the distance it will be necessary to travel, how does 18 days of hot, wild ecstasy sound???
18 days would be beat my record sixfold!


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