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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

ARE YOU A PERVERT?  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
12/27/2013 8:36 am
ARE YOU A PERVERT?


To work out how perverted you are, please follow the instructions below and post your answers which you first think of inside.

Pick a number between 1 and 10.
Multiply the number by 9.
If it's a double-digit number, add them together; if a single-digit number, don’t add anything.
Now subtract 5 from the number.
Convert the number into a letter of the alphabet, with A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.
Think of a country which begins with that letter.
Take the second letter of the country and think of an animal which begins with that letter.
Think of the colour of that animal.

What animal, colour and country did you first think of?
How perverted are you?

After posting, please read my comment inside to calculate the extent of your perverted-ness.

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/27/2013 8:37 am

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You are not a pervert unless you’re thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark, in which case you are a certified pervert!

At the first attempt, my animal was an aquamarine jackal from Djibouti; and at the second attempt, my animal was a red oryx from the Dominican Republic. I’m clearly not a pervert and it seems I’m almost certainly alone on this site!

I know this has done the rounds but, in my complete innocence, I’ve only just come across it. Please forgive me!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/27/2013 2:47 pm

 We must be twins......I got a grey elephant in Denmark!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/27/2013 3:43 pm

 I got a E... hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 6:15 am
    Quoting  :
Thank you, I'm glad someone believes me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 6:16 am

 You are not a pervert then, though I think you should have ended up with a D if my maths are correct.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 6:17 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    We must be twins......I got a grey elephant in Denmark!
Welcome to the pervert's club!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 6:18 am

 Unless my maths are wrong, you should have ended up with a D. But an E means you are no pervert!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 6:19 am
    Quoting  :
Like me, you are not a pervert!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 6:20 am
    Quoting grayblue1:
    Dominican Republic....ocelot....spotted....

    Blue....

    ok..Denmark..elephant..grey.....this the last time I do this........
Reassuringly, you are a bona fide member of the perverts club!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/31/2013 12:32 am
    Quoting  :
A big welcome to the perverts club!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/1/2014 4:53 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    No need for the test, I'm a certified pervert
I'm a certified innocent!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/1/2014 11:10 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Maybe i could corrupt you..?
I'm incorruptible ... not!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/8/2014 4:52 am
    Quoting  :
A third perverted - that's above average!
The photo is a piglet in between two adult pigs.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/8/2014 4:52 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks for your comment.
It seems there are lots of perverts on this site!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/9/2014 2:51 am
    Quoting  :
It took me a while to work out the photo was of pigs, but I guess that is why we're both one-third a pervert!
Thanks for your kind words and I enjoyed your digression!


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