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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

ALPHABET SEX  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
12/11/2013 8:58 am
ALPHABET SEX
“I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know why”
[source: Chris Turner]



Just over half of the above letters of the alphabet appear on my sex CV (or résumé to my American friends). As far as I can make it, I have done E, F, H, I, J, K, L, M, O, P, Q, R, S, T and X – that’s 15 letters in total. Some letters look very tricky positions, but I’d be open to trying all 26 of the letters – my CV would then be complete.

My Mum would never allow me to eat Heinz Alphabetti (or Heinz Alphagetti) when I was a , despite my forlorn argument that eating them would be an educational experience. However, she did allow me to eat Heinz Baked Beans, which are still my favourite baked beans.

How many letters have you done sexually?
What exactly is the difference between Heinz Alphabetti and Heinz Alphagetti?
Who makes the best baked beans?

Malika Favre has designed some interesting alphabet erotica called Alphabunnies – I’ve posted a picture of one of her designs inside.

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/11/2013 9:00 am

 Malika Favre's Alphabunnies:

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/11/2013 9:37 am

 Mmm, I am thinking at least 24 of them. No baked beans for me,, had my fill as a kid
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alilfun1981 62M  
108 posts
12/11/2013 11:10 am

 cool


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/11/2013 10:09 pm

 I may be bias but I like my beans best. I put bacon (precooked) in mine!


warmandsexy52 71M
13158 posts
12/14/2013 2:03 am

 I love the alphabunnies pic. Hard to work out some of those letters, but at least a dozen. Tinned spaghetti is alien to me and the best beans are Heinz.

warm xx


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 10:57 am
    Quoting pal334:
    Mmm, I am thinking at least 24 of them. No baked beans for me,, had my fill as a kid
Just two more letters to go and you'll get a certificate for sexual literacy!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 10:57 am

 Thanks for your comment.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 10:58 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks for your kind words.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 10:59 am
    Quoting  :
I didn't know baked beans were made with molasses. I've now learnt something.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 10:59 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I may be bias but I like my beans best. I put bacon (precooked) in mine!
I like putting grated cheese on my baked beans.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 11:00 am
    Quoting  :
I had to guess at some of the positions shown by the alphabet letters.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 11:01 am

 Thanks for your kind comment.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 11:03 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I have excelled with most of the letters where all participants were making contact with the floor (or the bed) and at least ten of the letters where some participants were suspended of the floor (or bed) by one (or more) of the other participants... Can you guess which ones?

    Canned pasta is too revolting to even give consideration to your second question and Heinz make the best baked beans, especially in barbeque sauce but I usually add some chilli sauce to them whilst heating them and freshly grated, vintage cheddar - YUM!
I was hoping that you excel at all 26 letters. Which letters have you sexually struggled with?
Grated cheese on baked beans while cooking is a must.
PS Please note I call making baked beans cooking!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/15/2013 11:04 am
    Quoting warmandsexy52:
    I love the alphabunnies pic. Hard to work out some of those letters, but at least a dozen. Tinned spaghetti is alien to me and the best beans are Heinz.

    warm xx
Welcome to the Heinz baked beans fan club!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/16/2013 12:11 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Awww, Spunky S, you were supposed to try to guess... The ones I've struggled with were... I, L, M, Q, T, V, W and Y.

    Beans on toast, sometime???
Sorry to be a spoilsport. I'll make beans on toast, with cheese, to make up.


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