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THREE DUCKS WALK INTO A BAR  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
11/29/2013 10:12 am
THREE DUCKS WALK INTO A BAR
Below are three Wood Ducks, perching ducks that are mainly found in North America. Sometimes at work, I see Mallard ducklings jump from a tree after they’ve hatched. I always wonder how and why they do this, because I didn't think Mallard ducks hang out in trees.



Three ducks walk into a bar. A barman greets the first duck and asks, “What’s your name and what’s your day been like?”
The first duck says, “My name is Huey, and I’ve been in and out of puddles today. Give me a beer, please.”
The barman, a little confused, replies, "Sorry you've had a bad day", and serves Huey a beer.
Then, the barman asks the second duck, “What’s your name and how’s your day been?”
The second duck says, “My name is Dewey, and today I’ve been in and out of puddles all day too. Please give me a beer.”
The barman, a lot confused, answers, "I'm sorry you've also had a bad day", and serves Dewey a beer.
The barman then says to the third duck, “I suppose your name is Louie and you’ve had a bad day and you've been in and out of puddles as well!"
The third duck says, “No, I'm fucking Puddles, and just give me a fucking beer quick!”

[source: Ed Byrne]

Do you remember Donald Duck’s nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie?
Do you remember Phooey, the freak nephew of Donald Duck?
Am I the only the only one to find the idea of perching ducks funny but clever?

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/29/2013 10:37 am

 funny guy! hugs V
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/29/2013 10:39 am

 I do remember they were always in trouble

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
11/29/2013 8:28 pm

 I remember them well!!
I used to talk like Donald Duck to my kids when they were small, but have had a couple teeth pulled since....I still can but it's a little harder now!
I have seen perching ducks on logs in the water!


warmandsexy52 71M
13158 posts
12/2/2013 5:19 am

 Great joke! I haven't seen perching ducks, but have perching herons.

warm xx


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/3/2013 12:15 am

 I'm pleased you enjoyed the joke.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/3/2013 12:15 am
    Quoting pal334:
    I do remember they were always in trouble

    [image]
Donald Duck was one of my favourite cartoon characters.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/3/2013 12:16 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Lol... I love that joke

    I do remember Huey, Dewey and Louie... I remember them as Woodchucks and the childlike rhetorical hypothetical that some "hilarious" people have been known to use as a non-internet password into cubbyhouses and private groups which goes "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"...

    I can't recall Phooey at all

    Ducks perching does seem odd but aren't they birds, too?
Phooey only appeared a few times, by mistake apparently!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/3/2013 12:17 am
    Quoting  :
But are they too cute to eat?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/3/2013 12:18 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I remember them well!!
    I used to talk like Donald Duck to my kids when they were small, but have had a couple teeth pulled since....I still can but it's a little harder now!
    I have seen perching ducks on logs in the water!
I wasn't very good at talking ike Donald Duck, though that didn't stop me trying!


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