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CONFESSIONS OF A SHEEP-SHAGGER
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CONFESSIONS OF A SHEEP-SHAGGER  I grew up in area where, it was often said, that men are men and sheep are nervous. I grew up on a farm on the English/Welsh border. The term, sheep-shagging, is often thrown around as an insult to people who come from rural areas, especially where there are lots of sheep farms. Most people do not believe sheep-shagging is actually practiced, but I can reveal that sheep-shagging was rife along the English/Welsh borderlands. For many sheep farmers’ sons, sheep-shagging was seen as a rite of passage into adulthood. For many sheep farmers, sheep-shagging was seen as a vital method of sheep-rearing. Sheep farmers would often shag virgin ewes to break their hymen so that rams had an easier time impregnating the ewes after the farmers had first pickings. The ewes would be rounded up by a sheepdog and then herded through a sheep dip. After being dipped, the ewes would be held in a shed where sheep farmers, wearing special boots, would await them. Above is a photo of a sheep-shagger, who is not wearing the correct boots, and a sheep attempting to escape his clutches. Sheep-shaggers would place the ewe’s hind legs down the front of their boots to prevent them escaping before shagging them doggy-style. Condoms were rarely worn. The authorities, including the police, would turn a blind-eye to this practice. Occasionally, officials from the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals would interrupt these sheep-shagging events, but farmers would just donate monies to the charity to get the RSPCA officials to drive away. As I left the farm many years ago, I don’t know whether sheep-shagging is still practised. I hope not. Do you have any childhood confessions? What would you eat with roast lamb? |
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1. Loads. 2. Nothing too exotic, keep it simple to celebrate the lamb. We call it sheep bothering up here. I successfully argued in a post gone by that in view of the amount of sheep bothering that occurs we have all eaten sperm, primarily without our knowledge ot consent, much the same as the horse meat scandal!!  Have you really shagged a sheep McPunkster? Was it good??
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No confessions...I don't eat lamb!
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1. Loads. 2. Nothing too exotic, keep it simple to celebrate the lamb. We call it sheep bothering up here. I successfully argued in a post gone by that in view of the amount of sheep bothering that occurs we have all eaten sperm, primarily without our knowledge ot consent, much the same as the horse meat scandal!! Have you really shagged a sheep McPunkster? Was it good?? 
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Lol .. I too hail from one of these areas and need to help you a bit here ..... Should you plant your sheeps hind legs in your wellies (the old technique ) How do you kiss your sheep ??? Regards 
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My childhood confession is that I allowed itself to be bullied into bashing the local gay wimp and as for the lamb, I refuse eat it in protestation of the practice of "mulesing"...  PS I had to look mulesing up and I wish I hadn't!
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No confessions...I don't eat lamb!
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I was only kidding! Sorry.
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It is wrong. The post was a work of fiction, sorry! There's no sheep-shagging practised by sheep-farmers.
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Nothing posted is true; it's just another snapshot into my pathetic sense of humour. Sorry!
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I have lots but nothing saying what they are.. Love lamb! mmm yummy hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I have lots but nothing saying what they are.. Love lamb! mmm yummy hugs V
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