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GORDON RAMSAY FIRES BLANKS
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GORDON RAMSAY FIRES BLANKS “The other day I was standing to close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Then suddenly I felt this searing heat – my balls were burning,” the celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay told The Sun.  I’ve only just been made aware of the danger of laptops after years of banging away on one! Laptops are the reason why I’m childless! Research carried out by Dr Yefim Sheynkin, from the State University of New York, found a dangerous rise in scrotal temperature of 29 men who used laptops within 15 minutes of use. Last year, another study carried out in Argentina and the US found that men who placed their testicles about an inch under a Wi-Fi-connected laptop experienced sperm damage. After four hours sitting under a laptop, 25 per cent of the sperm samples were no longer mobile and 9 per cent exhibited significant damage, as if immobile sperm was not enough damage! This problem was first observed in the catering industry where oven heat and radiation was linked to declining fertility in male chefs. In the UK, the infertility rates of chefs are twice the national average. Gordon Ramsay may be able to swear a lot on television and Jamie Oliver may be able to cook a meal in 30 minutes, but they probably fire blanks after a stint in the kitchen. However, there is hope for men. A break of a few weeks from the laptop on the knee will give time for your sperm to become healthy. Or, if unable to resist a laptop on their knee, men can wear a cricketer's box over their genitalia to keep sperm healthy. Or, most inconveniently, men can resist the urge to place their testicles under their laptop. Do you have a PC, laptop and/or iPad? What G is your mobile phone? Can you keep up with technology? I’ve now sold my laptop and will use a testicle-friendly PC from now on. My mobile phone is only 2G and I’m still struggling with its technology. |
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I switched to laptops years ago, to me anyways is a bigger bang for the buck. I use it on my desk so is not an issue. My cell, is recently a "smart phone " (Droid M), not sure if I have "G" stuff  . I am not much of a techy, so I don't rush around keeping up with technology.Sporting The look,,,,, HNW ,,sports
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Yes 4 No, deary. I have trouble with lids... and don't get me started on that shrink wrapped packaging, have you tried getting into a packet of digestives recently?  My swimmers have done their duty. I don't care if they aren't up to Olympic standards anymore - they are mainly for recreational purposes 
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I don't wanna answer the questions. But Gordon Ramsey is one of my most inappropriate crushes. I couldn't care what he's firing.... I want it all the same! Even with a face you could grate cheese on! From Alicia With Love XX Come and join me in Wonderland... Talk to me... Play with me... lead me astray.... [blog AliciaBlonde]
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I have both PC and laptop...laptop never sits on my lap, too hot! It is on a TV table! No "mobile" phone...I don't think anyone can "keep up" with technology, because new things are being made as the newest one hits the store shelf.
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I switched to laptops years ago, to me anyways is a bigger bang for the buck. I use it on my desk so is not an issue. My cell, is recently a "smart phone " (Droid M), not sure if I have "G" stuff . I am not much of a techy, so I don't rush around keeping up with technology.Sporting The look,,,,, HNW ,,sports 
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Yes 4 No, deary. I have trouble with lids... and don't get me started on that shrink wrapped packaging, have you tried getting into a packet of digestives recently? My swimmers have done their duty. I don't care if they aren't up to Olympic standards anymore - they are mainly for recreational purposes
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I don't wanna answer the questions. But Gordon Ramsey is one of my most inappropriate crushes. I couldn't care what he's firing.... I want it all the same! Even with a face you could grate cheese on!
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I have both PC and laptop...laptop never sits on my lap, too hot! It is on a TV table! No "mobile" phone...I don't think anyone can "keep up" with technology, because new things are being made as the newest one hits the store shelf.
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Let's hope the tray keeps the sperm at bay! 
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I've not come across laptops causing erection problems. I only briefly used a laptop several years ago, so I hope my sperm is undamaged now!
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1. all of the above (not the fruity varity mind!) 2. 4G though probably don't utilise it fully, too mean (stingey, in Scotland!) 3. yes, but those social media sites are difficult to keep up with! Gordon is a dick!  A very rich one mind!
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1. all of the above (not the fruity varity mind!) 2. 4G though probably don't utilise it fully, too mean (stingey, in Scotland!) 3. yes, but those social media sites are difficult to keep up with! Gordon is a dick! A very rich one mind!
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