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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

POLICE ARREST COCONUT  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/15/2013 11:22 am
POLICE ARREST COCONUT


The Maldives are a group of islands in the Indian Ocean; it is a popular holiday destination for people seeking sand, sea and sun. Recently the Maldives police detained a coconut on suspicion of vote-rigging in the country’s presidential elections. The coconut was eventually released without charge after a local magician vouched for its innocence!

The Coco de Mer palm tree produces the largest fruit and heaviest seed in the plant kingdom. Unusually for trees, there are male and female Coco de Mer palms. The female tree produces a coconut that, when shaved of its husk, resembles a woman from behind. The male tree produces a long catkin-like flower that sort-of-resembles a man’s cock.

Coconut oil is a good lubricant for sex as it has antibacterial and antiviral properties, though the oil should not be applied if condoms are used as the oil is incompatible with latex.

I love any food and drink made with coconut, especially the Malaysian dish beef rendang, coconut biscuits and cakes, coconut ice cream, coconut milk, and Bounty chocolate bars.

Do you like coconut?
How do you open up a coconut?
Have you ever been arrested?

I have been arrested once in my life and, thankfully, I was released without charge! Spending a few hours in a police cell was a sobering experience, though the police did make me loads of coffee!

Lynn1812 54M
4928 posts
9/15/2013 12:04 pm

 Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/15/2013 1:31 pm

 Yes. I like coconut!
Maybe it can be opened by hitting me over the head!
Never been arrested...I'm a gentleman!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/15/2013 3:37 pm

 I love coconut. Good question was given on when down in Mexico this past April and it was interesting how we finally got into it.. Used an hammer onto it took out the coconut juice first.. This was the tree they too it from for us.

I have never been arrested. hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
9/16/2013 7:17 am

 I am not a fan of coconut foods but love the oil! I wash my body with coconut and grape seed oil every day. (I stopped using soap years ago)
I have been arrested. Public indecency...on a golf course...I was banned from the club but the cop enjoyed the story and eventually let me go...after I offered him a blow job. LOL
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:19 am
    Quoting Lynn1812:
    Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Too true! Thanks for your post.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:34 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Yes. I like coconut!
    Maybe it can be opened by hitting me over the head!
    Never been arrested...I'm a gentleman!
I will send my coconuts over to you to open. Problem solved!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:36 am
    Quoting  :
I don't recommend being arrested. As soon as the police said those initial words of caution, I realised that I was not in control of the situation.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:41 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I love coconut. Good question was given on when down in Mexico this past April and it was interesting how we finally got into it.. Used an hammer onto it took out the coconut juice first.. This was the tree they too it from for us.

    I have never been arrested. hugs V
A hammer solves most problems!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:43 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Firstly, spunky, not all condoms are latex... Silicone ones are available too and are oil-safe as far as I know...

    I'm not a fan of coconut... I don't mind it toasted on the exterior of 'toasted marshmallows' or around the sides of a cake... Generally, the tiny shavings make me choke (like accidentally swallowing a pube).

    To open a coconut, I believe that you hold it securely in both hands and slam it down on a hard, sharp edge of a rock... Some say light tapping works too but I have never tried this method.

    I have never been arrested... I am a solid, law abiding citizen but came very close to punching a policewoman in the mouth about 5 and a half years ago for being a lying piece of shit.
Thanks for correcting me on condoms; I learn lots here.
Coconut on toasted marshmallows - that's heaven!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:45 am
    Quoting canyaz:
    I am not a fan of coconut foods but love the oil! I wash my body with coconut and grape seed oil every day. (I stopped using soap years ago)
    I have been arrested. Public indecency...on a golf course...I was banned from the club but the cop enjoyed the story and eventually let me go...after I offered him a blow job. LOL
I never use soap on my face. When in my teens, someone told me soap was not good for my facial skin, so I stopped. I don't know whether the advice is correct or not.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:56 am
    Quoting Tantricorgasms3:
    I love coconut.

    I use a hammer.

    Wow, can't top the golf course blow job but I was held on suspicion of murder once [post 3229704]
My Dad was once questioned by police about a murder, which was incredulous - it turned out he owned the same model of car as the murder suspect. He once reported himself to the police for driving through a traffic light when red! The police cautioned him and told him not to do it again, while probably laughing their heads off!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:57 am
    Quoting  :
At last, a man is useful!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/18/2013 10:58 am
    Quoting  :
I often use a skewer to poke out the coconut's three eyes to get its milk. I need to get a metal meat mallet for the rest!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/19/2013 9:16 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Sorry spunky, that should have said Ansell brand; not Angell brand... Bloody auto-correct!
Thanks for the information. I've not heard of Ansell condoms here in the UK. We used to have Virgin condoms!
I haven't bought a condom for ages!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/9/2013 9:15 am

 Many thanks Mel. I'll pack them in my suitcase for my Australia holiday.


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