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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

JAM OUT WITH MY CLAM OUT  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
8/5/2013 8:29 am
JAM OUT WITH MY CLAM OUT


Air sex is the act of simulating sex using your body. It’s like playing the air-guitar!

There have been air guitar championships since 1980s, but air sex championships only began in 2006 when “a group of bored men without girlfriends” held a contest in Tokyo. In 2007, annual air sex world championships were held in Austin, Texas. Please note that these air sex championships are not just championships; like baseball, they are world championships! Recently the American championships branched out across the country. Last year’s air sex world championships were held across 14 American cities, with the 14 heat winners battling it out in a final held in New York.

The rules of air sex are: (1) each contestant must have to include at least one imaginary person; (2) all sexual acts must be simulated, not real; (3) contestants must use music in their routine; (4) contestants must perform for two minutes; (5) contestants must wear clothes; and (6) contestants are allowed to use props. A panel of judges rates contestants according to their comedic appeal, sexual performance range and sexual energy.

The winner of last year’s air sex world championships was Jam Out With My Clam Out. She donned a geisha-like robe, granny glasses, hair curlers, false teeth and strap-on rubber breasts. She acted out a zombie scene in which, after her husband died, she tried to revive him through his penis!

The championships’ compere, Chris Trew, said: “I was not surprised Jam Out With My Clam Out won again, she knows how to win and she really wants to win. She’s easily one of the ten best [air sexers] in the country. She made a very big step tonight, she showed range.... She’s just very good, she had the crowd with her the entire time, she did something I’ve never seen before. When she took her teeth out, then her husband who died and she kept jerking him off, it was so good."

If you were to air sex, what sexual act would you simulate?
What music would you set your air sex act to?
Have you ever played the air guitar?

My air sex act - and you’ll have to imagine because it is imaginary - would be set to Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Relax song while simulating the man in the piledriver sex position. I would just have to pretend to have a shit standing up with a downward erection in a French toilet!

Thanks to ozidiver59 for his blog post, [post 3185031], introducing me to the joys of air sex!

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