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SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP
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SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP  In the nineteenth century, masturbation was widely seen as a perversion in Western cultures. The early nineteenth century American dietary reformer, Reverend Sylvester Graham, believed that consuming alcohol, milk and meat were the main causes of lust. Graham argued that masturbation was sinful and, if practiced, would eventually lead to insanity. To stop people masturbating, he invented the vegetarian Graham diet, which included the Graham cracker that is still widely eaten by Americans. Butchers and bakers, as well as masturbators, hated him! Graham’s ideas influenced Dr John Harvey Kellogg who, along with his brother, accidentally invented corn flakes in 1894. In his 1880s' book, Plain Facts for Old and Young: Embracing the Natural History and Hygiene of Organic Life, Kellogg described 39 ailments caused by the “secret sin” of masturbation, including acne, cancer, epilepsy, fickleness, impotence, infirmity, insanity, moodiness, shyness, stiff joints and tuberculosis. He called masturbation “self-pollution” and strongly warned against masturbation as "such a victim literally dies by his own hand". While working at Michigan’s Battle Creek Sanitarium, Kellogg pioneered many ways to stop people masturbating, including circumcision, electric shock treatment, water-and-yogurt enemas, threading wire through a boy’s foreskin, and applying carbolic acid to a girl’s clitoris. Kellogg firmly believed that diet was the best way to stop people masturbating. He invented biscuits and cereals, including sugar-free corn flakes, as anti-masturbatory foods. Much to Kellogg's disapproval, his brother, Will Keith Kellogg, added sugar to the recipe and, in 1906, he set up his own company selling corn flakes. The company later became the Kellogg Company, but the two brothers feuded for decades after. As well as a zealous anti-masturbator, John Harvey Kellogg also abstained from sex despite being married and was a keen supporter of racial segregation. In contrast, Will Keith Kellogg put business before wanking as sugar gives people the energy to keep on masturbating. Have you eaten a Graham cracker? Do you like Kellogg’s corn flakes? What is your favourite breakfast cereal? What do have for breakfast? My favourite breakfast cereals were Rice Krispies with its “snap, crackle and pop”, Shreddies and Weetabix. I always used to wash my hands after masturbating and before eating my bowl of Kellogg’s corn flakes! Now, my breakfast mainly consists of coffee and more coffee. For the complete history of masturbation, see THE HISTORY OF MASTURBATION! |
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Yes I have eaten a Graham cracker. I also use them for making cheesecakes. Yes I eat corn flakes. Favorite cereal would be raisin bran. I usually eat just something to take my meds. I would love to have toast, eggs, bacon or sausage or eggs benedict (my favorite)
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I'm confused... If I have a wank I'll get spots, my joints will stiffen, I'll become impotent and possibly insane. But if I let that woman in the photo wank me off then I'll be OK (apart from being fast-tracked to hell). And you're suggesting that I avoid the ill-effects of masturbation by eating breakfast cereal?
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I will never be able to eat a graham cracker again without thinking about masturbation. I am not a fan of cornflakes for breakfast. I do eat Life cereal cinnamon flavored. Most days though, just coffee. I have read about The Kellogg brothers and their strange ways.
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cornflakes you have to be kidding ... when their are other good cereals out there no way I am going to eat cornflakes again. I do like Graham cracker they are good. My cereal I like the best is Vector now. A good bowl of oatmeal is good as well. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Enjoy cornflakes with chopped banana and cold milk for breakfast. Gives me energy to masturbate. 
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Yes I have eaten a Graham cracker. I also use them for making cheesecakes. Yes I eat corn flakes. Favorite cereal would be raisin bran. I usually eat just something to take my meds. I would love to have toast, eggs, bacon or sausage or eggs benedict (my favorite) 
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I'm confused... If I have a wank I'll get spots, my joints will stiffen, I'll become impotent and possibly insane. But if I let that woman in the photo wank me off then I'll be OK (apart from being fast-tracked to hell). And you're suggesting that I avoid the ill-effects of masturbation by eating breakfast cereal?
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Funny (weird) is if you eat too many graham crackers at any time, you get the "runs". Not a purist but when I crave a graham cracker it's usually a cinnamon graham cracker. I have had Corn Flakes but like the Kellogg brother, Frosted Flakes taste so much Better. Even today we eat Cheerios, and 9 times out of 10 we eat them dry right out of the box. Breakfast, which usually is everybody's lunch time, is Lunch. However if I'm not at home, like a vacation, we'd get up and hit a restaurant and do the fruit, bacon, pancakes, OJ, but I'd rather have Chocolate Milk instead of coffee.
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I will never be able to eat a graham cracker again without thinking about masturbation. I am not a fan of cornflakes for breakfast. I do eat Life cereal cinnamon flavored. Most days though, just coffee. I have read about The Kellogg brothers and their strange ways.
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There's no dilemma for you as you don't like corn flakes!
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That sounds like a very pragmatic, easy-to-make and enjoyable breakfast!
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cornflakes you have to be kidding ... when their are other good cereals out there no way I am going to eat cornflakes again. I do like Graham cracker they are good. My cereal I like the best is Vector now. A good bowl of oatmeal is good as well. hugs V
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Enjoy cornflakes with chopped banana and cold milk for breakfast. Gives me energy to masturbate.
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I like muesli, but I must admit I buy mine ready-mixed!
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