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A HUNGARIAN SMOOTHIE
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A HUNGARIAN SMOOTHIE In a 1985 Tampax advert, Courtney Cox shocked America when she became the first person to say ‘period’ on television to mean menstruation and not punctuation. Below is from the internet, so it must be true!  A menstrual cocktail is a slang term for having sex with a woman while she is having a period. Another slang term for menstrual sex is crime scene sex. For men, they have then earned their ‘red wings’. A cream of menstrual soup is made when semen is mixed with menstrual blood. A candy shower is when a woman on her period sprays her menstrual fluids onto her partner's face. A Hungarian smoothie is a slang term coined in the 1980s within the Eastern European porn industry. It is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstruating woman and collects the fluids in his mouth. He then spits out the fluids onto the woman’s navel before ejaculating over the deposits. The end product is said to resemble a strawberry smoothie. Menophilia is a sexual fetish involving menstruation. Menophobia is the fear of menstruation. I have never been good with periods; I wish I was better. My excuse, and it is an excuse, is that I had no sisters at home and went to an all boy’s boarding school. My ex-wife used to chase me round the house threatening to bleed over me as a form of desensitisation treatment! At the time, I thought there was a lot of blood, but I was assured there is only about a teaspoonful. Though when I first had sex with a woman having a period, there seemed to be more than a teaspoonful on my bed sheets! Evifem sell a product called Instead Softcup. The re-usable Softcup can be worn for up to 12 hours at a time. It is a flexible cup, worn around a woman’s cervix, which collects rather than absorbs menstrual flow. The company claims that “Softcup Loves Making Love” and “you and your partner can enjoy less messy intercourse during your period, and neither of you will even feel it's there”. Reassuringly, the company claims that “In more than 10 years and 120 million Softcups sold, Softcup has never had a reported incidence of Toxic Shock Syndrome” and “you can urinate or have a bowel movement while wearing the Softcup”. Have you had sex while you or your partner is having a period? Are you a menophiliac or menophobic? Have you experienced the Softcup? Why do people use period to mean menstruation? Why do Americans use period to mean a full stop? |
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lol Well, as always, you came up with some pretty weird (but interesting) information there.  Have you had sex while you or your partner is having a period? I don't have periods anymore, but when I did it never stopped me having sex. My husband didn't ever care, and nor have any men I've known since him. Are you a menophiliac or menophobic? Well, I wouldn't say I was a menophiliac, because it was certainly never a 'fetish' of mine, but like most women, I certainly always enjoyed having sex during my period, because the orgasms used to ease the cramping. Have you experienced the Softcup? Nope ... and it is a bit late for me now anyway. lol  Why do people use period to mean menstruation? Ummmmmm ... because that's just what I've always called it.  Why do Americans use period to mean a full stop? lol ... I don't know. I have always thought that was funny. 
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lol Well, as always, you came up with some pretty weird (but interesting) information there. Have you had sex while you or your partner is having a period? I don't have periods anymore, but when I did it never stopped me having sex. My husband didn't ever care, and nor have any men I've known since him. Are you a menophiliac or menophobic? Well, I wouldn't say I was a menophiliac, because it was certainly never a 'fetish' of mine, but like most women, I certainly always enjoyed having sex during my period, because the orgasms used to ease the cramping. Have you experienced the Softcup? Nope ... and it is a bit late for me now anyway. lol Why do people use period to mean menstruation? Ummmmmm ... because that's just what I've always called it. Why do Americans use period to mean a full stop? lol ... I don't know. I have always thought that was funny.
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Thanks for confirming my suspicion that it's more than a teaspoonful!
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I'm pleased you haven't posted the photo, though I do like polar bears! 
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