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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

FELCHING  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
7/2/2013 10:08 am
FELCHING


Felching is the sexual act of licking and sucking semen from a vagina and anus. Sometimes, serious felchers use a straw!

Felching was first used as a term in Ronald Farrell’s 1972 essay on homosexual subcultures – for those who want to read more, see Farrell R A (1972) The Argot of the Homosexual, Anthropological Linguistics, 14(3) pp97-109.

The Betty Hubbard Clinic sells a pneumatic felch pump for only £29-99. The dishwasher-able pump is approved by both the American Felching Association and British Felching Association. Though “not recommended for use with pig semen”, the pump has been endorsed by Dame Thora Hird. This must be true because it’s on the internet!

This is the only felching joke I know, and it’s bad:
A man came back home hot and sweaty after walking the dog. His wife asked, “What have you been up to?". "I've been in the back playing felch with the dog," he answered. "Surely you mean fetch," she laughed, “but why have you got a straw in your hand after walking the dog.”

Have you ever partaken in a bit of felching?
If so, did you like it? And did you use a straw?
What’s the worst joke you have ever heard?

I have very limited experience in felching but I do know now why some women won’t swallow. Spunk is very salty!

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