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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

BAD SEX  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
6/10/2013 10:56 am
BAD SEX
Following FullOn4U’s confessions of bad sex on his blog – see his blog post, [post 3167014]. Here are three tales of my bad sex (or, in the last case, my bad no-sex).



One case involved me having sex with a woman, who duly fell asleep while we had sex. Clearly I have the magic touch!

A second case involved a woman, whom I was dating, enticed to my bedroom for the first time. She then saw my bedroom furniture and waxed lyrically about the wonders of Stag furniture. I did not feel like a stag after that turn-off conversation.

The third, and most embarrassing, case involved a woman from New Zealand. At a New Year’s Eve party, I madly mixed my drinks – champagne, beer and vodka. I started to chat to this woman, who seemed to be interested in me as she was stroking my thigh with her hand. The thought of kissing the woman entered my head but, just as I moved towards her face, a projectile of vomit came out of my mouth towards her direction. I duly collapsed on the kitchen floor; I had to be stripped of my clothes and carried to bed. My best friend sat on the edge of the bed to keep vigil as I slept. In the morning, I went up to the woman to see if she would like a date. For some reason, she said no. I was shocked; we could have enacted the photo!

Have you had any memorably bad experiences with sex and dating that you would like to share?

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
6/10/2013 12:03 pm

 The thing in your bedroom women find most exciting is your dresser?

That's kind of gay...


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
6/10/2013 12:25 pm

 On my first marriage honeymoon, bride kicked me "square on" saying it was an accident. No sex for a week!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/10/2013 11:35 pm
    Quoting  :
I think it's vomit or maybe it's a mix of vomit and pee! I don't think a man can pee like that when erect or, rather, I can't!
Though it looks as if he's milking a goat, his other hand is lovingly ensuring her hair does not get messy!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/15/2013 12:40 pm
    Quoting FullOn4U:
    The thing in your bedroom women find most exciting is your dresser?

    That's kind of gay...
It depressed me a little that I couldn't compete with my dresser!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/15/2013 12:41 pm
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    On my first marriage honeymoon, bride kicked me "square on" saying it was an accident. No sex for a week!
I hope it was an accident, not a good start to the marriage!


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