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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

STUDENTS ARE WANKERS!  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
5/10/2013 9:21 am
STUDENTS ARE WANKERS!
As May is National Masturbation Month, below is a stern letter sent to students of Durham University.



Also, inside is a similar notice issued by the University of Michigan.

People who have sex regularly also masturbate more. I find I masturbate less when having sex more. I’m masturbating a lot now!

Do you masturbate in the shower?
Do you masturbate more when having sex more?
Were you ever a student? If so, were your student years the best years of your life so far?
What was the wildest thing you did in your student days?

Though not particularly wild, I was the chair of my University’s Rag Committee devoted to raising monies for charity. I decided to organise a float parade to go round the city centre of Coventry. I managed to get loads of lorries, permission to collect monies for charity and the police to line the route, but I failed to get any students to set up floats on the lorries. We decided to continue our float-less parade with each member of the Rag Committee standing on one lorry collecting monies. The front page headline of the local newspaper the next day was, ‘STUDENT PRANKSTERS HOLD UP TRAFFIC’.

If only it was a prank and not just plain incompetence!

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/10/2013 9:24 am

 The University of Michigan notice to students:

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rm_1HotBaadBoy 48M
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334 posts
5/10/2013 10:00 am

 While I don’t personally find the humor in it, apparently this is hilarious to the pranksters who originally posted these notices.

The Northern Echo gives the truth about Durham. The Huffington Post clears the air about UofM.
1HotBaadBoy


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
5/10/2013 10:47 am

 Do you masturbate in the shower? I masturbate in the bath often.
Do you masturbate more when having sex more? No, I think it's less but then I want sex more...
Were you ever a student? If so, were your student years the best years of your life so far? I was a student at University. Not the best years...actually, these are the best years. The pay is better, drinks are better and the sex is better...
What was the wildest thing you did in your student days? I would say the craziest was doing mushrooms on a beach in Mexico and waking up married.
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/15/2013 8:33 am
    Quoting rm_1HotBaadBoy:
    While I don’t personally find the humor in it, apparently this is hilarious to the pranksters who originally posted these notices.

    The Northern Echo gives the truth about Durham. The Huffington Post clears the air about UofM.
I presume both the letter and notice are hoaxes. I thought there was humour in them!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/15/2013 8:36 am
    Quoting canyaz:
    Do you masturbate in the shower? I masturbate in the bath often.
    Do you masturbate more when having sex more? No, I think it's less but then I want sex more...
    Were you ever a student? If so, were your student years the best years of your life so far? I was a student at University. Not the best years...actually, these are the best years. The pay is better, drinks are better and the sex is better...
    What was the wildest thing you did in your student days? I would say the craziest was doing mushrooms on a beach in Mexico and waking up married.
If I masturbate in the bath, there's a lot of splashing and then there's the end-product floating in the bath. So I tend to do it in the shower.
Did you know the man before you got married in Mexico and did you stay married?


Btmlver 71M

7/7/2013 12:01 pm

 Do you masturbate in the shower? All the time.

Do you masturbate more when having sex more? Much more!

Were you ever a student? If so, were your student years the best years of your life so far? Not really, I was never a drinker or into drugs and that seemed to be all anyone in my particular group / dorm wanted to partake in so I pretty much ran with a slightly older crowd that was already out of college

What was the wildest thing you did in your student days? Streaking was probably the wildest thing I did back then and almost got caught twice, but managed to successfully dodge the cops.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2013 8:10 am
    Quoting Btmlver:
    Do you masturbate in the shower? All the time.

    Do you masturbate more when having sex more? Much more!

    Were you ever a student? If so, were your student years the best years of your life so far? Not really, I was never a drinker or into drugs and that seemed to be all anyone in my particular group / dorm wanted to partake in so I pretty much ran with a slightly older crowd that was already out of college

    What was the wildest thing you did in your student days? Streaking was probably the wildest thing I did back then and almost got caught twice, but managed to successfully dodge the cops.
Sorry, I've taken so long to reply.
My student years were quite tame; I never even streakedas a student!


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