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A CREAM PIE OR A CREAMPIE?  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/25/2013 11:59 pm
A CREAM PIE OR A CREAMPIE?
A cream pie is a dessert made with lots of cream. The pie is eaten and contains lots of calories.

A creampie is a sexual act when semen oozes out of someone’s vagina or anus. The pie can be eaten and contains very few calories.



Here’s a recipe for Betty Crocker’s cream pie:

Ingredients: 30 chocolate wafers, half a cup of butter; quarter of a coconut; 3 tablespoons of finely chopped cashew nuts; 4 cups of ice cream; 1 cup of hot fudge topping.
Instructions: 1. mix crushed chocolate wafers, butter, coconut and chopped cashews in a bowl; 2. press mixture in bottom and side of a glass pie plate and refrigerate for 15 minutes; 3. carefully spoon softened ice cream into chilled crust; cover and freeze about 2 hours or until firm; 4. top individual servings with fudge topping.

Betty Crocker’s cream pie takes 2 hours 35 minutes to make 8 servings.

Here’s a recipe for Betty Cocker’s creampie:

Ingredients: 1 man; 1 woman (or man if preferred).
Instructions: 1. place erect penis into a vagina or anus; 2. ejaculate and withdraw penis.

Betty Cocker’s creampie takes a few minutes or a few hours to make unlimited servings.

Would you choose Betty Crocker’s cream pie or Betty Cocker’s creampie?
Do you like cream pies? If so, what is your favourite cream pie to eat?
Have you made a creampie or have you been creampied?
Do you like creampies? If so, have you eaten a creampie?

We like cream pies and we love creampies!

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/26/2013 6:05 am

 Chocolate cream pie
Never had a creampie!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/1/2013 9:36 am

 Thanks for your post.
A cream pie and a creampie both at the same time?
xx


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/1/2013 9:37 am
    Quoting  :
Please feel free to have this slice of Betty Crocker's cream pie!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/1/2013 9:39 am
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Chocolate cream pie
    Never had a creampie!
Chocolate cream pie is good. I recommend a creampie, though they do not taste like chocolate!
xx


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