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BANANAS AND CONDOMS
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BANANAS AND CONDOMS  How good are you at putting on a condom? Have you practiced with a banana, cucumber or something else phallic-shaped? Planned Parenthood is one of the world’s largest non-profit reproductive health care organisations. Below is its step-by-step guide on how to use a condom: ----- Steps for Correct Condom Use: If both you and your partner know how to put on and use a condom, the condoms will be more effective and you’ll feel more at ease. Follow these directions to make sure you’re protected and prevent having a condom break or slip. • Talk with your partner and decide to have sex. • Discuss protection methods with your partner. Many people find it easier to talk about protection before engaging in sexual activity to reduce pressure or embarrassment in the moment. • Check the expiration date on the condom. If it’s past the date, get a new condom. • Check the package of the condom for holes, tears, or any sign of damage. To do this, you can fold the package in half – before opening! You should be able to see and feel the pocket of air protecting the condom in its wrapper. If you can’t, get a new condom. • Carefully open the condom wrapper (with your fingers, not your teeth!) and remove the condom. • Make sure the penis is erect. • Place the condom on the head of the penis. • Hold the tip of the condom to squeeze out any air and leave space to collect semen. • Roll the condom down to the base so the entire penis is covered. • Use water-based lubricant to prevent breakage. • Have vaginal, oral, or anal sex. • Keep the condom on the penis until you are finished having sex, whether ejaculation occurs or not. • Hold onto the rim of the condom at the base of the penis and withdraw the penis. • Carefully take the condom off the penis. • Throw the condom in the garbage, NOT the toilet, the bushes, under the bed… • Use a new condom if you want to have sex again ----- For “visual learners”, Planned Parenthood has a video guide on how to use a condom. The guide is so detailed that, by the time a someone has reached step 6, the urge to have sex will have long since expired! Have you ever practiced using a condom before using one for real? Do you always carry condoms with you? What are your favourite condoms to use? Have you ever inflated a condom and put one over your head? Have you ever used a female condom? I’m not very good at putting on a condom and always have a few on standby just in case things go wrong. My favourite condoms are ribbed ones; I’m not sure they give any extra enjoyment but I pretend to myself they do! I don’t get the point of flavoured condoms, but then again I’m not tasting my cock. I have never come across a female condom though I have seen one in a photo. One of my ex-girlfriends had an allergy to latex, so to her condoms were like Count Dracula seeing a cross. Nearly all condoms are made of latex. While at boarding school, I played with condoms many times – blowing them up until they exploded, filling them up with water until they burst, and wearing them on my head. In one dormitory, we used to have wanking contests – the winner was the first one to cum in a condom; one boy as nominated to be the cum inspector! At school there was very little for adolescent and pubescent boys to do! |
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I'm not going to see a banana in the same light now!  What happens to the defrosted banana? I know of a good recipe fot a banana yoghurt. xx
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A good refresher is always great! xx
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