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NAPOLEON'S PENIS
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NAPOLEON'S PENIS  Above is a cast of Napoleon’s penis. Napoleon Bonaparte was the French emperor from 1804 to 1815; he almost unified Europe even though he only stood 5’ 2’’ high. For some reason, Napoleon’s penis has fixated many men (not women). In 1821 on his death on the island of St Helena in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, his exiled home, a doctor removed his innards, including his penis, and preserved them in jars of ethyl alcohol. It is claimed his pickled penis fell into the hands of Napoleon’s chaplain. In 1916, the chaplain’s family auctioned off Napoleon’s penis to an unknown British man, who then sold his penis to an American man, Dr A S W Rosenbach, for £400. While homed in Philadelphia, Napoleon’s penis was described as a “maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace”. In 1969, Rosenbach auctioned off Napoleon’s pickled, but shrinking, penis, which was bought by, Dr John Lattimer, at the time America’s leading urologist, for £1,800. Lattimer kept Napoleon’s penis in a suitcase under his bed in Englewood, New Jersey, where it stayed until he died in 2007. His , who now owns the penis, has shown it to only one person, author Tony Perrottet. Describing the penis as “certainly small, shrunken to the size of a baby’s finger”, Perrottet wrote the book, Napoleon’s Privates: 2,500 Years of History Unzipped, published in 2008. Perhaps, Napoleon’s penis should be donated to the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which houses the world's largest collection of penises comprising 280 penises of 93 species of animals. In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, which is now a "greyish-brown, shrivelled mass" pickled in a jar of formaldehyde. The museum is searching for "a younger and a bigger and better one." Or, perhaps, Napoleon’s penis should be donated to a Russian museum in St Petersburg, home allegedly to Rasputin’s pickled penis. Would you purchase someone’s dead body part? If so, whose body and what part? Would you be happy that your body parts are auctioned off after your death? If so, what reserve price would set for your body parts? What would you do with an inherited famous man's penis? Is the plural of penis, penises or penii? William Shatner's kidney stone was sold in 2006 for £15,600. Justin Bieber's hair was sold for charity for £25,000. |
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Do you know what Napoleon's middle name was? Napoleon "Pulledhis" Boneapart 
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Thanks for your answers. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the plural of penis is penises or penes. I don't know why it was in my head that it may be penii! xx
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very good 
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Do you know what Napoleon's middle name was? Napoleon "Pulledhis" Boneapart
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