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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

THE CHAIN  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/6/2013 12:03 am
THE CHAIN
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain
Chain ... keeps us together
[source: Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain]



According to Guinness World Records, the world's longest daisy chain measured 1.31 miles. This chain of daisies was made by villagers in Essex in May 1985. It took them seven hours to link up the daisy flowers.

The longest human daisy chain, according to Guinness World Records, was made in December 2004 when over 5 million in Bangladesh joined hands to form a human chain measuring 652.4 miles long.

In February 2008, over 1,200 Austrian held hands to make the ‘longest friendship bracelet in the world’ in Salzburg, which measured nearly 2.5 miles in length. The had to show proof of measles vaccinations to prevent the spread of the measles epidemic that was then spreading through the city.

The daisy chain is also a sex position where a group of people are all linked together in a circle performing sexual acts on each other. Often it involves one person performing oral sex to another person who is performing oral sex to a different person, and so on. A couple performing 69 does not count as a daisy chain!

The Roman emperor, Tiberius, regularly hosted daisy chain parties, where it is claimed over 30 people would link up sexually.

Similar to a daisy chain is the circle jerk. A circle jerk involves a group of men sitting in a circle wanking off each other. Sometimes a digestive biscuit (or equivalent) is placed in the middle of the circle for men to aim at when ejaculating. This biscuit, known as a limp biscuit, is then eaten by the last man to ejaculate. Limp Bizkit is also the name of an American rock band!

Have you ever made a daisy chain?
Have you been part of a human daisy chain?
If so, did you keep clothes on?
If not, and Fleetwood Mac’s Stevie Nicks asked you to get undressed and join the chain, would you “break the chain”?

I have only made a daisy chain when much younger and bought a copy of Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours album!

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
2/6/2013 2:58 am

 Decisions, decisions - lick out a hottie and get sucked off by a minger or get sucked off by a hottie and lick out a minger


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/9/2013 3:24 am
    Quoting  :
I'm not a multi-tasker either. For me, it's either giving or receiving; otherwise, it's sensory overload! x


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/9/2013 3:26 am
    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Decisions, decisions - lick out a hottie and get sucked off by a minger or get sucked off by a hottie and lick out a minger
You may get lucky and have two hot women either side of you. Or, then again, you may get unlucky! x


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/9/2013 3:27 am
    Quoting  :
Great idea! Musical chairs could be part of the daisy chain game.
It would not be game I'd want to lose as it would be so frustrating watching others having fun while sitting out! x


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