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SMALL PENIS SYNDROME  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
12/29/2012 9:59 am
SMALL PENIS SYNDROME


In Tom Bower's authorised biography of Simon Cowell, Sweet Revenge, it was not only revealed that Cowell had an affair with Dannii Minogue and criticised Gary Barlow's too scripted performance on The X Factor, but also that Simon Cowell:
- dyes his hair
- waxes his chest
- has regular Botox injections
- wears tooth caps
- only uses black toilet paper
- has regular colonic irrigations
- has regular blood vitalising at a LA hospital where he is placed on a vitamin drip
- has built a trick pathway at his £20m Beverly Hills home so that it looks as if he's walking on water

Sharon Osborne on the US chat-show, The Talk, said that Simon Cowell may suffer from small penis syndrome. This syndrome is a psychological condition when men believe that their penis is too small; quite often such men have an average or even above average penis size.

Studies show that 85 per cent of women are happy with the size of their partner’s penis and 15 per cent of women are unhappy with the small or large size of their partner’s penis. Specialists highlight that the small penis syndrome is not the same with the micro-penis condition, which is a physical condition.

Extensive research shows that the average erect penis size is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches in length) and between 4.7 and 5.1 inches in girth). The micro-penis is a penis less than 2.75 inches in length. Specialists have found that very few men have a micro-penis, but, almost 45 per cent of men wish they had a bigger penis.

Why do so many men want a bigger penis?
Do you want a bigger penis?
What do you think of Simon Cowell?
Have you ever used black toilet paper?
Have you ever had a colonic irrigation?

[NB The quotation on the photo above is taken from Hugh MacLeod’s Ignore Everybody book.]

mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
12/29/2012 12:45 pm

 LOL I got used to having a small one. I don't even know Simon Cowell.
No to all the rest. LOL
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/30/2012 2:07 am
    Quoting mflater1:
    LOL I got used to having a small one. I don't even know Simon Cowell.
    No to all the rest. LOL
This is Simon Cowell's toilet paper!

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mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
12/30/2012 4:56 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    This is Simon Cowell's toilet paper!

    [image]
LOL I hope it soft.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2013 11:07 am

 If it's Simon Cowell's toilet paper, it's probably soft and heated and he probably employs someone to tear off the tissue and wipe his bum.
It is refreshing that Simon Cowell's name has not reached some parts of the world!
xx


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/2/2013 11:33 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    If it's Simon Cowell's toilet paper, it's probably soft and heated and he probably employs someone to tear off the tissue and wipe his bum.
    It is refreshing that Simon Cowell's name has not reached some parts of the world!
    xx
Ok I will tell you a secret you can't tell

I only let one person in my life wipe my bum. She used a hot towel first then rimed me out. I did not know what was happening.

OOPS I forgot my mother did too but I forgot all about that.

I don't even remember it.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








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