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LAST WORDS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
11/27/2012 11:41 am
LAST WORDS

Necrophilia is dead boring, and is relatively boring!



Here are the last words of 20 famous people:

"Go away, I'm all right."
HG Wells
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"That was a great game of golf, fellers."
Bing Crosby
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"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Karl Marx
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"The car seems okay...."
Ayrton Senna's last radio message to his team.
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"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!"
Oscar Wilde
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"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
Humphrey Bogart
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"I'm bored with it all."
Winston Churchill
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"One last drink, please."
Jack Daniel
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"I'm sorry, boys, I'm all wet."
Gracie Allen, wife and comedy partner of George Burns.
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"I should have drunk more Champagne."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss."
Wilson Mizner, talking to a priest.
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"If you don't like it, you can fuck off!"
Keith Moon, after asking his girlfriend to cook breakfast.
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"Okay, I won't."
Elvis Presley, replying to his fiancée when being advised not to fall asleep in the bathroom.
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"Yes ... a bullet-proof vest."
James W Rodgers, on being asked if he had a last request before being executed by a firing squad.
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"Die, my dear doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!"
Henry John Temple (Third Viscount Palmerston)
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"Get my swan costume ready."
Anna Pavlova, ballerina
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"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record."
Dylan Thomas, poet
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"I've never felt better."
Douglas Fairbanks Senior
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"Leave me alone, I'm fine."
Barry White
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"I'm losing."
Frank Sinatra
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Have you heard of any other memorable last words?
Have you thought about your last words?


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
11/27/2012 2:46 pm

Alex the parrot (subject of a 37 year experiment) to his caretaker: "You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you."

It must have been an ongoing experiment, because a little research tells me that Alex was only 31 when he died unexpectedly. He was an African Grey Parrot, and they usually live sixty years.

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/28/2012 11:29 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Alex the parrot (subject of a 37 year experiment) to his caretaker: "You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you."

    It must have been an ongoing experiment, because a little research tells me that Alex was only 31 when he died unexpectedly. He was an African Grey Parrot, and they usually live sixty years.
The caretaker must have been very worried!
xx


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