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WEE FISH!
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WEE FISH! In April 2007, a Slovenian man, Martin Strel, became the first person to swim the full length of the Amazon river. As well as hostile natives, pirates, anaconda snakes. malaria and piranha fish, candiru fish were also a danger to Martin Strel’s epic swim. It is claimed that these small fish, also called vampire fish, can and do swim up a human’s urethra. Yes, these fish, it is widely believed, can swim up a man’s penis and a woman’s vagina!  In 1829, the German biologist, C F P von Martius, posted the first published report of candiru fish, attracted by the smell of urine, attacking humans. Though he never witnessed fish swimming up someone’s urethra to feed on wee, Amazonian natives told him of these stories, including that natives would tie a ligature around their penis while going into the river to prevent such attacks. In his 1959 novel, Naked Lunch, William S Burroughs described the candiru fish as "a small eel-like fish or worm about one-quarter inch through and two inches long patronizing certain rivers of ill repute in the Greater Amazon Basin, will dart up your prick or your asshole or a woman's cunt faute de mieux, and hold himself there by sharp spines with precisely what motives is not known since no one has stepped forward to observe the candiru's life-cycle in situ.” Would you swim in the Amazon? |
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The whole story sounds 'fishy' to us! xx
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