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ROYAL FAMILY SCANDAL EXPOSED!
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ROYAL FAMILY SCANDAL EXPOSED! Sexy TIMES EXCLUSIVE! The Sexy TIMES can reveal that nearly everyone in the Royal Family is a swinger. They are members of the swinging site, Affairlook.  We can exclusively reveal that there has been a long tradition of royal swinging going back to alfredthegreat, Ethelred the unready, KingCanute, kingharold, richard1, Henryv, VictoriaQueen and her husband princeAlbert, and KingEdwardVII. We can also reveal that the real reason why Henry VIII had his wife, Anne boleyn, beheaded was because of her swinging activities. During the Second World War, both KingGeorgeVI and his wife, QueenMother were swinging while their country was at war. Their swinging activities were edited out of the film, The King’s Speech, in an act of official censorship. More important, we can reveal that all members of the Royal family alive today, with the honorable exception of Princess Anne, are members of Affairlook. Below is the list of confirmed swingers: QueenElizabeth dukeofedinburgh princessmargaret – both her divorced husband snowdon and former lover petetownsend were also swingers PrinceCharles camillasex princessdiana – she met dodifayed, JamesHewitt and Will carling on Affairlook PrinceWilliam KateMiddleton - not updated her marital status yet princeharry - he'll be pleased that Kate's sister pippa also swings The Princess Royal's husband ViceAdmiral, her ex-husband markphillips, her PeterPhillips, her "extremely sexual" zaraphillips and her -in-law rugbyplayer also swing AndrewPrince – his ex-wife sarahferguson, plus two daughters beatrice and Eugenie, also swing princeedward – his wife sophie also swings; surprisingly his two jamesandlouise swing together as a brother/sister couple The Royal Family, when they meet at Balmoral for Christmas, have also formed the royalfamily to play together in a group orgy. Affairlook clearly have the royal seal of approval. This news will clearly lead to demands for a republic in our country, now rocked by this devastating news. Should the United Kingdom become a republic? |
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But... Harry is the love child of Di and Hewitt. As he's in his twenties he must have been conceived before A F F existed  I met both Kate and Pippa on Match 
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Thanks. QueenElizabeth likes to "play little games such as slap and tickle"! xx
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Almost every celebrity name is being used as a username on this site. Prince Philip, the dukeofedinburgh is "bored out of my tits" at the moment. Will his marriage to the Queen last much longer? xx
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But... Harry is the love child of Di and Hewitt. As he's in his twenties he must have been conceived before A F F existed I met both Kate and Pippa on Match princeharry is "looking for no strings sex and fun with horny ladies" and he "will do anything in the bedroom and love to give my lady lots of attention and multiple orgasms". He would be quite a catch for pippa. KateMiddleton announced, "I'm getting married in the mprning". As not being able to spell, she is a cheese-loving male from Devon! xx
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Ah, ye see, Princess Anne is the patron saint of tartan, which, as you know, means she is still a virgin and therefore has no need to indulge herself on this site!  Is Len Goodman on the site? He's the kinda guy I could blog with! And what about Alesha Dixon? Oh yes!  (She was a crap judge mind!) Nothing to do with the royals, but I noticed you'd said that most celeb's were named here?Here, we could have a plethora of celeb' a ff reality shows, the possibilities are endless!
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Ah, ye see, Princess Anne is the patron saint of tartan, which, as you know, means she is still a virgin and therefore has no need to indulge herself on this site! Is Len Goodman on the site? He's the kinda guy I could blog with! And what about Alesha Dixon? Oh yes! (She was a crap judge mind!) Nothing to do with the royals, but I noticed you'd said that most celeb's were named here?Here, we could have a plethora of celeb' a ff reality shows, the possibilities are endless! Unlike Len, alesha Dixon has no such qualms and is on this site for all to see! xx
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