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SPUNK TRIVIA
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SPUNK TRIVIA Here are ten trivial facts about semen, sperm and spunk:  In July 1991, a Los Angeles woman, Michelle Monaghan, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in hospital. Horst Schulz has the greatest distance recorded for an ejaculation; it was measured at 18 feet 9 inches (or 5.71m). One scientist claims that semen contains mood-enhancing, depression-fighting and affection-boosting chemicals and, consequently, women who have bareback sex are the happiest. When inside a woman’s body, a sperm can live up to five days. Men from New York have a 50 per cent higher sperm count than men from Los Angeles. Sperm, when applied to the skin, is an effective anti-ageing treatment, as proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When a man cums, he produces an average of a teaspoonful, releasing between 200-500 million sperm each ejaculation. The average speed of a man’s ejaculation is 28 miles per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles per hour. Men who look at male porn produce more sperm than men looking at female porn Lady Gaga launched the perfume, Fame, which allegedly has the fragrance of blood and semen – see inside for a picture. Do you have any spunk trivia to report? |
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Has anyone used or smelt Lady Gaga's Fame perfume? [image] Did it smell of blood and semen?
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use it as a moisturizer? Feet first baby.
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Scientists who found this sperm fact could not explain the difference between New York and Los Angeles men, but your explanation sounds very good. xx
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I have a fun fact for you -- semen really hurts when it comes out your nose. Ouch. Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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I have a fun fact for you -- semen really hurts when it comes out your nose. Ouch. Have you had semen coming out of your nose or know someone who has had semen oozing from their nose? xx
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Yes, I have indeed have semen coming out of my nose, some variant of a snarling dragon. I was going down on someone who had some issues with premature ejaculation. I had a tickle in my throat at just the wrong time, and I somehow inhaled his entire load. The pain! The horror! I didn't deep throat for years!  Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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Yes, I have indeed have semen coming out of my nose, some variant of a snarling dragon. I was going down on someone who had some issues with premature ejaculation. I had a tickle in my throat at just the wrong time, and I somehow inhaled his entire load. The pain! The horror! I didn't deep throat for years! We've not deep-throated. Is there a technique? xx
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That makes 10CC a radical band? xx
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