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SYBIAN SEX
SYBIAN SEX The Sybian, or Sybian saddle, is a masturbation device for women, though men have been known to use it. The Sybian was designed by Dave Lampert, a dance instructor – it would have to be a man! Lampert first conceived of this machine in the 1970s but he built the first prototype was in 1985. Initially the machine was called the Master Better, but was later changed to the Sybian after Sybaris, an ancient Greek city in Italy famed for its decadence, hedonism and luxury. The Penthouse magazine featured the Sybian in 1987. Dave Lampert believed that the Sybian is more effective for women to achieve orgasm than penetrative sex. He once said that “the greatest hoax played upon the world is the importance of the male stroking during intercourse”. The Sybian has been popularised in Howard Stern’s American radio show, The Howard Stern Show – more details are inside! Have you tried the Sybian? Or, have you seen the Sybian in action? And, if so, how was it? Mrs spunky tried a Sybian once, at a party in front of about 20 people, but she was not too impressed. Mr spunky felt threatened with the Sybian! |
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Dave Lampert – see below - is now over 80 years old and is very rich because of his invention. [image] As a dance instructor for 35 years, he found that most of his dancers “weren’t having orgasms very often”. He enlisted the assistance of a doctor to design the Sybian. Dave Lampert was unable to secure a patent for the Sybian because, in his words, “Somewhere back in the 1700s in France there was some writings about using machines to have orgasms and was I denied my patent because of that”. He claims responsibility for “tens of millions of orgasms”.
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Howard Stern – see below - is a popular and controversial American radio DJ, a ‘shock jock’, fronting The Howard Stern Show, now airing on Sirius XM Radio. From 1994 to 2004, the US Federal Communications Commission fined his radio show a total of $2.5 million. [image] Part of his radio show is the recording of celebrity women using a Sybian.
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Below is Carmen Electra, an American model and actress, about to use a Sybian on Howard Stern’s radio show: [image]
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Below is Bibi Jones, an American porn actress, on the Sybian on The Howard Stern Show: [image]
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Below is Raven Alexis, another American porn actor (with Dave Lampert at hand), having an orgasm on the Sybian on The Howard Stern Show: [image] This was the 123rd time the Sybian had been used on Howard Stern’s radio show.
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With Raven Alexis was about to sit on the Sybian on the radio show, Dave Lampert wondered: “Maybe we can turn it up so high her vagina explodes”. While Raven Alexis was on the Sybian, Dave Lampert shouted the memorable but creepy phrase, “Get the poison out of your system, Raven”. Below is a cartoon: [image] So, Dave Lampert made millions for women to be detoxicated - one very strange man!
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khu will be most interested in his sweater. Dave Lampert certainly knew how to dress! One of the problems was that the Sybian came out at a party and a man men took charge of the controls - it was too fast for my ex-partner! I would be more gentle with the controls if you were on the Sybian.
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