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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

A silly re posted.  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
11/20/2015 10:06 pm
A silly re posted.




Can't think of what to blog about, so I dived into my archives and decided to re post this.

Some of you will read it for the first time, hope you get a laugh, those that have already read it, hope it still gives you a laugh. I've changed a couple of words, otherwise it's the same.



There once lived a silly old codger,
Who loved to play with his Roger.

He fiddled by day, he fiddled by night,
Playing with his dick, held such delight.

He wanted something different, so went to his shed,
While his wife was upstairs, asleep in their bed.

He looked at his tools wondering which one to pick,
What would be best to stimulate his dick?

Should he use a clamp, or maybe a vice?
Maybe something electrical would be very nice.

He plugged the charger into the socket,
Forgetting about the metal keys in his pocket.

Carefully he put both<b> clamps </font></b>on his member,
Turned on the power, and that's all he could remember.

He awoke with his hair standing on end,
His dick now had an unusual bend.

He dragged himself up off the floor,
Vowing to play with his dick no more.
nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
11/20/2015 10:09 pm

 LMIAO!!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/20/2015 10:19 pm

 Yay, you are my first one to get a laugh out of it.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
11/21/2015 12:36 am

 Poor Roger and his old codger.
It makes sense now that be won't
Bother.When the news got to all
his friends.They decided leave
him and find someone just
around the bend!
Using more than all the road!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/21/2015 10:37 am
    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Poor Roger and his old codger.
    It makes sense now that be won't
    Bother.When the news got to all
    his friends.They decided leave
    him and find someone just
    around the bend!
That's almost another couple of verses.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/21/2015 10:39 am
    Quoting  :
Sounds like he should have tried one of the sister sites.


jjorje57 68M
196 posts
11/23/2015 3:35 pm

 GOD that scares me, I like experimentation, but not pain.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/23/2015 8:47 pm
    Quoting jjorje57:
    GOD that scares me, I like experimentation, but not pain.
Safer to stay away from your shed, if you have one.


rm_garybaldy1 66M
Ask me for a photo
61 posts
11/24/2015 11:37 am

 Even that couldn't make my hair stand on end


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/24/2015 8:48 pm
    Quoting rm_garybaldy1:
    Even that couldn't make my hair stand on end


You're still gorgeous.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:53 pm
    Quoting  :


He's defiantly turned mainstream now.


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