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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

For the man..........................  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
5/8/2015 7:04 pm
For the man..........................



who has everything.








One size fits all, or made to measure if needed.
hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
5/8/2015 7:24 pm

 I'm not convinced that would be comfortable.
Elevate me...


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/8/2015 7:29 pm

 I agree, it doesn't look too comfortable.


kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
5/8/2015 8:23 pm

 When you relax properly you'll fit right in


Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/8/2015 8:46 pm

 So no reason to get fitted for the correct size?


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
5/8/2015 9:12 pm

 I'm afraid I have to dispute that claim.

I could never consider myself as having everything unless I had my hands on your tits.

And if I had my hands on your tits my middle wicket would be pointing due north.
Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/8/2015 10:19 pm
    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    I'm afraid I have to dispute that claim.

    I could never consider myself as having everything unless I had my hands on your tits.

    And if I had my hands on your tits my middle wicket would be pointing due north.
OhSirT. Ten out of ten for trying.

The day you give up asking, I will be worried.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2015 12:03 am
    Quoting Brizmale1:
    I have no idea what its for but I"ll order one, butt looks ok but the rest will have to be extra large please.. ?*
I will send a rep around in the morning to take your measurements.

I would do it myself, but it's Mother's Day and I'll be busy. Has to be done tomorrow as it's on special.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2015 12:49 am
    Quoting Brizmale1:
    NO way.. U said u'd measure with that ruler u keep handy..
Oh dear. Now you'll have to wait until next year for the sales.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2015 3:21 am
    Quoting Brizmale1:
    That's ok, we'll have more time for measuring.. Size does change often..
You mean between Summer and Winter?


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
5/9/2015 9:48 am

 Bet you a lot of the men on this site would say they needed one made to measure...for their super sized dicks!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
5/9/2015 10:30 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    So no reason to get fitted for the correct size?

Eh, I have access to a chisel and sandpaper
Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2015 1:52 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Bet you a lot of the men on this site would say they needed one made to measure...for their super sized dicks!
I'm sure you're right.

I saw this some time ago, and it said they were made for men who wear kilts.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2015 1:54 pm

 Make sure it's nice and smooth with that sandpaper after the changes. Don't want to be getting splinters.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2015 7:55 pm

 Not as warm as a glove, or a hand.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2015 3:55 am
    Quoting  :
I did see it ages ago, and in that one yes it was for those gorgeous men in kilts.


danceswithtrees 64M
2425 posts
5/10/2015 4:11 am

 oh. i don't think i want to sit on a hard wooden chair like that...i like my chairs like i like my women...with a little bit of padding.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2015 2:33 pm
    Quoting danceswithtrees:
    oh. i don't think i want to sit on a hard wooden chair like that...i like my chairs like i like my women...with a little bit of padding.
Then I would fit in nicely.


chaso5 65M
Ask me for a photo

5/11/2015 2:21 am

 Yes but how can the measurement account for when ones balls are full or having just been emptied?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/12/2015 1:08 am
    Quoting chaso5:
    Yes but how can the measurement account for when ones balls are full or having just been emptied?
Now you're getting technical. How about making it to the bigger size then it wouldn't matter.

Don't forget to allow extra room for when wearing a willy warmer.............. surprised you didn't mention that.

No I haven't mastered any of the patterns yet.


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