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Utters  

sexymermaid6956 70F
10088 posts
8/28/2009 8:29 am

Last Read:
3/4/2012 2:08 pm

Utters


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I‘ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?‘









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Seduce my mind and my body


edadian 49M

8/28/2009 9:54 am

A very thirsty traveller in Northern India. They have worshipped them ever since. Around here somewhere I have an ancient hymn book about it.


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
8/28/2009 11:14 am

cool that someone knew that answer -

btw - what the hell happend to your legs??

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


stevenjosepht 78M
3726 posts
8/28/2009 1:49 pm

If female tits worked for humans, they must work for animals as well. Just as an infant automatically goes for its mother's tit, animals automatically go for the mother's tit. One more sweet mystery of life. While were on human tits--the larger the tits the more fecund the woman would appear to be--true or not. When death rate was so high, this was important. Thanks,Steven (Or were you making a joke?)


__IKan__ 69M

8/28/2009 5:18 pm



.... next one tastes better than the Last one

tY****H*u*N***N***

..hope your doing better today


eatatdaYinTXS 65M
6994 posts
8/29/2009 1:30 am

The same person that decided sheep was as close ta' real pussy as anything......


SunSandPalms 67M
141 posts
8/29/2009 4:21 pm

I'm guessing it was Adam, after he got Eve pregnant for the first time.
" Said Adam to Eve......can I pull off your leaf "

'Tis easier to be intelligent and act dumb.......than it is to be dumb and try to act intelligent !!


rm_CurvBHldr 72M
2291 posts
8/29/2009 9:27 pm

Not sure,...but,..whomever it was,..
God Bless Him!


SensuallyThine 68M
5300 posts
8/29/2009 10:57 pm

Helluva question. Heck, who decided to chase a goat around, then a cow, and conclude we can pasteurize this stuff and make it available to hundreds of millions! Oh yes, we can add chocolate to it and really make it great!


LittleTeapot888 65F
14079 posts
9/4/2009 2:18 pm

Mermie.




If you think that I'm perfect - you're right!

Proud Canadian!


__IKan__ 69M

9/4/2009 8:37 pm

MMMMMMMMMeeeeerrrrrrMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeee

WWWWWHHHHeeeeeeRRRRRRReeeee aaaaarrrreeee YYYYoooouuuuuuuu ?

We're all miss'in You .....
We're all Wish'in you the BEST !


*****God's***SPeeD*****


juanmoon 76M
583 posts
9/9/2009 11:29 pm

Why are we the only animals that actually drink another animal's milk?


redswallow777 92M  
6809 posts
3/3/2010 1:14 pm

You do come up with the most lovely questions! I suspect it was some tit fixated male, a bachelor farmer no doubt, who came up with the idea to try some....tehehe....


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