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Blogs > sexymermaid6956 > Mermaids rear window

Going Shopping!!!
 

sexymermaid6956 70F
10088 posts
5/13/2009 8:17 am

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5/18/2009 8:08 am
Going Shopping!!!






It has been awhile since i shared some humour on here so here i go!!!yeah i know sick humour but i peed my pants laughing when i read this one

Happy Hump day my friends!!!!

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her cell phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The woman asked the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to hit a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a slice of yummy chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And taking care of him will now be your career!'



The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.’





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papyrina 58F
21123 posts
5/13/2009 11:36 am

 wicked

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


edadian 49M
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5/13/2009 1:45 pm

 Yup life goes on. Now she has to get an outfit for the funeral.


eatatdaYinTXS 65M
6994 posts
5/13/2009 4:05 pm

 Oh hell....that's just wrong...


NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
5/13/2009 6:21 pm

 Oh you are so bad!!! hehehe


rm_lyssyloooooo 62F
2131 posts
5/13/2009 11:56 pm

 I guess it is a bit morbid but got a good laugh.
Thanks for sharing this with us, Nan.

Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys


milkman491000 66M
4439 posts
5/14/2009 4:48 am

 ROFLMFAO!!!!
Good one girl.

'Till Later,
The Ole Milkman.
Children learn from what they see not from what they are told.
Wise adults will do the same.


RockPebble 76M
2488 posts
5/14/2009 6:34 am

 I like it! thanks


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/14/2009 11:59 am

brilliant nan
You cannot conceive the many without the one.


bb69fun 68F
Ask me for a photo

5/14/2009 2:15 pm

 thats nasty-----in a REALLY funny way


rm_CurvBHldr 72M
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2291 posts
5/14/2009 8:05 pm

 Hmmm,...apparently there was nothing to be done, eh?


nil_a_wafer 76M
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5/15/2009 7:54 pm

 I don't mind shopping.

Hum! Some doctor.
I'm a Real sucker for nipples
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redswallow777 92M  
6809 posts
5/17/2009 7:10 am

 You are bad.....!!!! But it made me chuckle this morning....thanks.


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:50 am
    Quoting redswallow777:
    You are bad.....!!!! But it made me chuckle this morning....thanks.
RED i was borne bad ...i know it is one of those omg!!!but still i could chuckle!!!!your welcome!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:51 am
    Quoting  :
yes i will agree with you on it is terrible but at the same time funn!!!

makes me wonder what she bought
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:52 am
    Quoting nil_a_wafer:
    I don't mind shopping.

    Hum! Some doctor.
i was borne to shop!!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:53 am
    Quoting  :
lol me too!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:54 am
    Quoting  :
it gave a laugh when i received it !!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:55 am
    Quoting rm_CurvBHldr:
    Hmmm,...apparently there was nothing to be done, eh?
hugs sweetie i love seeing you here
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:56 am
    Quoting bb69fun:
    thats nasty-----in a REALLY funny way
i know how can something in really bad taste be so funny!!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:57 am

 We it is very sick but funny as hell at the same time
hugs We!!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:58 am
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yikes i do not want a partner like that
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:59 am

 good ..i am glad you liked it my friend
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 7:59 am
    Quoting milkman491000:
    ROFLMFAO!!!!
    Good one girl.

    'Till Later,
    The Ole Milkman.
thank you Milkman!!! hugs and enjoy the coming week!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 8:00 am
    Quoting rm_lyssyloooooo:
    I guess it is a bit morbid but got a good laugh.
    Thanks for sharing this with us, Nan.
hugs my delicate friend...it is sick and so funny!!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/18/2009 8:01 am
    Quoting  :
i will show you bad when you come to visit
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