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My Apology to Jerms...
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My Apology to Jerms... JermsG [blog JermsG] used to have a secret squirrel post. Not anymore.  It looks like the petty juvenile blog drama is stepping up so I decided to join in and start my own. This is step 1. The senseless slaughter of [blog JermsG] Squirrel. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow |
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I knew squirrels had hairy dicks. I never woulda quessed they were that long! Solar...
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At least you've got tonights dinner sorted. Bon appetit!
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Save that tail I may be able to get money for IT. This is not meant to offend any one in any way.    
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I just don't want to know the child that organized his dolls in an imitation of John Houston and Humphrey Bogart in their African Rhino expedition. Although I suppose it could be GI Joe - Delta Force (or is that Farce? ) Drama ? More like the 4th string telenovela with the rehashed story lines. Missable. Completely missable. ~ [blog kelidgh]~ I am, indeed 
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The GI Joe men look so proud to have conquered the beast! ***
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2/7/2011 8:14 am |
The squirrel was only reaching for his nuts,  Bond James 700  The1tonyroneZone  always to provoke  the pope on dope
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I knew squirrels had hairy dicks. I never woulda quessed they were that long! Solar...  Should I be dialing the ASPCA on those Joe sorts now??
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"You can see it's dick?" Shy... How'd you miss it--it's ticklin' the freakin' curb! And you're the one scoutin' for weeners?  Solar...
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LMAO!! Too effin funny...excellent work Bard!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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I saw some cockroaches from the Bronx striking the same pose in Central Park the other day. I wonder if they found where he kept his nuts.
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Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry. (That sounds better in the pic, but I can't post images, dammit.) Revenge will be swift and sweet, my friend. Oh yes. That long-dicked squirrel's been just like a squirrel to me! This is me [blog JermsG].
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He won that battle, but the war is only just beginning. Does that mean you just had a case of premature ululation?This is me [blog JermsG].
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what drama? Is PETA getting on your case because of the secret plan to harvest this massive squirrel fur into socks?...or is it jockeys??...
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Those guys have Kung Fu Grip!!!!!  insert exploding bomb image here
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2/12/2011 1:19 pm |
Read through the comments for this post...you know...trying to make some sense of it all. LOL...I've got a dead squirrel (meat), the mention of dinner (due to the meat), the squirrel's dick, and drama...sounds like the making of an X-rated dinner theatre...How much for tickets? R. He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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HINT: If you want the operation to be secret, don't take pictures. Maybe you should have just shown the dead squirrel, without the special forces stomping on him. (If only those Abu Ghraib pictures had never surfaced!)
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HINT: If you want the operation to be secret, don't take pictures. They are too likely to show up on the internet! Maybe you should have just shown the dead squirrel, without the special forces stomping on him. (If only those Abu Ghraib pictures had never surfaced!)
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And meanwhile, I'm quietly taking notes about who's congratulating whom. You'll keep buddy. You'll keep.  This is me [blog JermsG].
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4/6/2011 2:32 am |
greetings from the Animal Liberation Front. you're now on the mailing list. have a nice day  "We have enslaved the rest of Animal creation and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form." William Ralph Inge "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old." - Charlie Sheen    
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