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OMG!!!! I HATE LYING BEEEEE-AHTCHES!!!!
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OMG!!!! I HATE LYING BEEEEE-AHTCHES!!!! So tonight the Evil Twins are hard at work. Evils Twins you ask? Ariellight1178 and dirtygirl411 . What are they up to know you may very well be asking yourself. Well check this out.......... [post 2526832] [post 2526846] [post 2526859] AND [post 2526046] If you read carefully DG is promising to give me a makeover that will make me Fabulous. And I quote : "Bard, I promise when I'm done with you, you'll be dead fucking sexy...oh fuck yes, you will!" While DG is working her magic Ariel is sniffing my taint to make sure I am ready to meet the world in my new FABULOUS SEXY way.. Bitches. Look at this. Can any of you actually say that those two evil women delivered on their promise????  Oh, I think not. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow |
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Lovely knees, Bardski... DG might not have delivered on the specific "promise"--but you gotta give her a B+ for that fabulous fashion statement.  Solar...
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lol! Do you charge by the hour, or by the degree of flexibility required? This is me [blog JermsG].
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yeah...can i borrow your ducktape bikini??? i think it fits me just right...wut??? they won't even cover my nipps only??? heck...who cares...
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Ya shoulda left the mustache ... /8b I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. - Winston Churchill
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You are not driving me to the strip club or the whore house again. Unless you stand ouside. LOL This is not meant to offend any one in any way.    
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Looks like the shoes fit but that Bra does not.. You better go back and complain. May be you can your money back We can use it at the strip club for lap dances. LOL This is not meant to offend any one in any way.
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Oh I Dunno, I've had worse!
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OMG MUCH IMPROVEMENT..I would throw in a leather pair of pants or rainbow tights..but YOU LOOK DIVINE just DIVINE!! What Gag Reflex? I am A Cum Guzzler!   
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For gods sake cover up. Your belly button is showing. That man behind is frowning. I have Mexican blanket you can use. It is the car I will get it for you. It is pretty clean. I have only made love on it with my rubber doll a 100 times and a real live girl once. In fact you are welcome to keep it. My washing machine is broke down. It may need a washing soon tho. This is not meant to offend any one in any way.
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I have lots of duct tape. May be that would look better. You could store my condoms in the purse. You could throw them out after the expiration date. At this rate we are never going to get a woman are we?? I may have to change my profile name and say I never met you. LOL This is not meant to offend any one in any way.
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Always looking out for me. That's a true friend. IS there something I can do for you now?? As a matter of fact there is. Just tell every one I am not gay. And please change your clothes. Get your money back from your make over. Then we can go to strip bar like normal people. This is not meant to offend any one in any way.
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I am afraid they have a no-return policy. You should have read the fine print before you agreed to it.LOL Let that a lesson to you. I once streak thru a bar in High School. My pick up vehicle was not there. When I got to the street. I was left standing in the street naked waiting for it. Did I ever look a fool. It was a small town word got all over town. My Mom told me when she heard about it. Even your Dad was not that Dumb. Go to your your room and masturbate. You are grounded for a week. Here are the the dirty books I found under your mattress. That did not last very long. I found out how to open the bedroom window and sneak out at midnight. To meet this special GF. After a couple a times she found out what I was doing. She nailed the window shut from the inside .I could not get in. I had to sleep on the lawn. That was a cold night. In the morning She woke me up. With a kick. Then said Don't be telling your brother about your tricks. Back to your room. You are grounded for another week. What a fine son you are. I am taking two of your girlie books away till you learn you lesson. I finally did that is why I am here. LoL This is not meant to offend any one in any way.
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1/15/2011 2:35 pm |
 The lipstick dont suit,but you are kinda cute......not  Bond James 700  The1tonyroneZone always to provoke  the pope on dope
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lmao at these comments! This is me [blog JermsG].
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Go Bard! Get all Rocky Horror on their asses!!!
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Hi chiwowa!!  Do you have a sister??
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I would have given you bigger tits...but that's a personal preference.
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