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Missing Title Piano Man by* Billy Joel Bardicman by* The Ghost Writer ICDeadPeople2 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd starts to breathe There's an old man logging on right now And he looking for something to read He says, " can write me a funny post I'm not really sure what you got But it's been awhile And I am ready to smile Now give me what I need the most." typey type typey type typey typey type..... (Chorus) Write us a post your the bardicman Tell us your down on your luck or write something erotic and make us girls wet. A shame your too damn ugly to fuck Now Diggerman in MO is a friend of mine He gives me much laughs for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up a smoke And there's no place that he'd rather be He says, "Bard, I believe this is killing me" I no longer have to masturbate With lots of hype, my blog I will type I just wish I could learn to punctuate.... typey type typey type typey typey type..... Now [blog _Safira] is a dominatrix she works hard and don't take no flack Don't give her no lip, She's quick with her whip Just look at these stripes on my back.... And now Ginger is practicing politics As the men slowly shake their head Yes their reading and responding as best they know how. But they'd rather read about her in bed. (Chorus) Write us a post your the bardicman write us one that don't suck Well we're all in the mood to get real horny And you're just to ugly to fuck It's a damn good response for a Saturday You bein here makes me wanna smile 'Cause I know what you need is something good to read And forget about life for a while All the wheels in my brain are turning now And my keyboard is nothing to fear When you visit my blog I pant like a dog And say "I'm really so happy your here?" typey type typey type typey typey type..... (Chorus) Write us a post your the bardicman nothing gross we don't want to upchuck We might even pay you but there's now way we would lay you cause your to gad damned ugly to fuck !!  I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow |
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2/27/2009 9:09 pm |
 I always said you were to ugly to fuck.
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"typey type typey type typey typey type....." I especially like that line! 'Never saw it in any of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's poems! But then again they didn't have keyboards back during Henry's time! He had only pen and ink. "scratchy scratch scratchy scratch scratchy scratchy scratch ...." 
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Hey, is this recycled poetry? Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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2/28/2009 5:53 am |
It's a damn good response for a Saturday You bein here makes me wanna smile 'Cause I know what you need is something good to read And forget about life for a while I do. This was so much fun. 
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2/28/2009 6:43 am |
 Butterflies are free...so am I
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well done sir!... I don't don't think you're that ugly...I'll definately keep you on my short list for the next time I get stood up by everyone else I have on my A list...does that make you feel better?
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Hey people, just passing on a bit of information to you. I just got off the phone with IC. He called me from the hospital. He had a heart attack last night. They will be doing a procedure on Monday to see if he needs a stent to open an artery or not. Keep him in your prayers.Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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3/1/2009 1:02 am |
Oh no. That is terrible. Thanks for letting us know Daphne.
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3/1/2009 7:23 am |
here through oldman's words... In my thoughts and prayers, keep strong and believe!! Get home healthy again! you must!!! 
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You had a WHAT??? Holy shit! It took me this long to figure out that your regular blog is out of order. You are in my thoughts and prayers and I hope that they find their way across the Pacific and don't get lost in Nevada or somewhere. But seriously, I'll be keeping in touch with Daph, cause I really care. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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I read about what happened on oldman's blog... My thoughts and prayers are with you. Hope you're up and about (and back blogging!) soon. *HUG*
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And Safira the retired Dominatrix She's been retired for awhile But she knows Bard's a fan of the flogger, Oh man So She whips him in shape, in such style ... *giggle* / Love you, my friend! *gentle hugs* / This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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Get well. You're too damn young and ugly to die.  I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. - Winston Churchill
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Hey Bard...I hope you get well soon friend, and I didn't mean to shock you into a heart incident with my earlier comment!... Seriously, you will be in my thoughts and prayers.
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3/1/2009 6:35 pm |
Hey Sweetie ~~ Get better soon and for gosh sakes do what the doctors and Babe tell you to!!!! Thinking of you ~~ Butterflies are free...so am I
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'Gettin' tired of this shit ol' boy! I was forced to say a few nice words at your funeral awhile back. Then you were miraculously resurrected on the third day. Now you've gone and had a damned heart attack! IF this is really true, I'm pullin' for ya ol' boy! If this is just another one of those Blogville schemes to pull upon our heart strings, I'm gonna wring your scrawny neck! The OldFart sent me over to light a candle, say a prayer or buy you some rum. I burnt my fingers tryin' to light the candle, and I ended up drinkin' the rum. 'Guess I'll just have to say a prayer!
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Honey my thought and prayers are with you thanks Daphne xxx I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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Well wishes to you! Get well soon!
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3/2/2009 5:49 am |
Son my prayers are with you. Do what the Doc tells you, and get back here.
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That was fantabulous... Wish I had something to blog about!    The Swedish Angel What are we reading Those that makes me go hmmmmm
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 Best Wishes for full and fast recovery! Affairlook Parody Of a Real Sex Site
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i came through Pappys blog hey my friend...you will do ok ..you have alot of prayers comming your way!!!!hugsssssssss...   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Dammit Bardi....GET WELL...your Pixil is worried. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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I just saw the post on Mermaids blog.....get well soon my friend. I am sending you all my prayers for a speedy recovery.
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Hey Bard...I hope you get well soon friend, and I didn't mean to shock you into a heart incident with my earlier comment!... Seriously, you will be in my thoughts and prayers. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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