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Blogs > excited_4_now > Sexy is the new sexy

I think its ehemmmm BIG enough  

excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 8:11 am
I think its ehemmmm BIG enough

So I wish I can say my 2 days off were uneventful but of course that would just make a dam boring life now wouldn't it?? Wait I do have a boring life sexually anyway but life in the north is anything but boring these days lol

Even though I had my old perv of a landlord wandering around here for a few days, seems that my hot water problem is now fixed, the cold snap is supposed to break today, -14c is right fucking tropical in these parts and things are starting to get back to normal

I've been receiving some weird messages lately and I kinda chalk it up to maybe this cold weather brings out the nasty in some.
I really dislike receiving messages like "you want a good fuck, email me at *******". Most of the time I just delete cause I couldn't be bothered and then of course I finally get a message "I bet you would love to feel my BIG c**k inside your wet pu**y" and I look at the profile pic and get my magnifying glass out cause it looks anything but big

Now being behind a screen I tend to be a bit more braver and want to reply to put this poor mans ego to rest and respond "excuse me sweety but if someone told you that is big, they lied" but of course I still am a chicken shit and wouldn't deliberately hurt someones ego with those words.....Ok don't get me wrong, I've experience average dicks and yes I've had a great time but I can promise they sure know how to use it but don't you think its a bit of a turn off when a man says their BIG when you can clearly see that their not?? Does a lady who receives these messages should clear up that fact for them???

A hint from the wise....

A man's appendage is so much more appealing when you don't brag about the size or what it can do...I mean most of us normal women don't go around bragging that we can deep throat down to our knees, oh wait!!! Do we???
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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mflater1 73M  
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1/25/2013 8:34 am

 Don't get too excited about that cold snap ending. We warmed up but by next Thursday we are going to have a high of -17 and a low of -25
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 9:05 am
    Quoting mflater1:
    Don't get too excited about that cold snap ending. We warmed up but by next Thursday we are going to have a high of -17 and a low of -25
You better get those flaps out lol
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 9:07 am
    Quoting  :
ummmm fingers can come in handy ya know
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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RedstoneandRed 68M/70F
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1/25/2013 9:21 am

 I asked a woman what attracted her to me... and she said she loved the size of my hands... I was shocked by that answer... but then again it got me in the door so who am I to complain...


mflater1 73M  
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1/25/2013 9:31 am

 There are in the wash now.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








lariverman65 60M
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1/25/2013 10:28 am

 Usually when someones brags about something it is to cover up other flaws . Whether avg or big it is knowing how to use what you have . We also have fingers with which to explore , tease and touch you with . We have a mouth with lips and tongue to taste and pleasure you with . One should always use all the tools available
I guess it's just the cowboy in me


excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 12:39 pm
    Quoting RedstoneandRed:
    I asked a woman what attracted her to me... and she said she loved the size of my hands... I was shocked by that answer... but then again it got me in the door so who am I to complain...
Hands and minds are way up on the list
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 12:40 pm
    Quoting  :
I do not!!!
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 12:40 pm
    Quoting mflater1:
    There are in the wash now.
Good thinking
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 12:41 pm
    Quoting lariverman65:
    Usually when someones brags about something it is to cover up other flaws . Whether avg or big it is knowing how to use what you have . We also have fingers with which to explore , tease and touch you with . We have a mouth with lips and tongue to taste and pleasure you with . One should always use all the tools available
I like the way you think
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 12:54 pm
    Quoting sparky7545:
    Awww, maybe the poor guys a grower, not a shower... Next thing you know it's more than you can handle!
He's 38 so don't think its going to grow anymore...
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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oldirtybacchus 103M
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1/25/2013 1:56 pm

 Lol! Well it's probably more humane just to ignore. I would imagine he was just trying to talk dirty rather than be literal.

In my vast magnificence, I personally am amused by playful bragging as long as the bragger has some tongue in cheek and can meet or exceed expectations. Like Muhammad Ali trash talk. Course I guess that doesn't apply to being delusional lol

Grim, defensive, unwarranted egos are just annoying and I see them in both sexes
All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus


ironman2769 58M  
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1/25/2013 2:52 pm

 It seems as if some guys think they need to use the word big to get a woman's attention.....I've found several ways that work better....
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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 3:53 pm
    Quoting oldirtybacchus:
    Lol! Well it's probably more humane just to ignore. I would imagine he was just trying to talk dirty rather than be literal.

    In my vast magnificence, I personally am amused by playful bragging as long as the bragger has some tongue in cheek and can meet or exceed expectations. Like Muhammad Ali trash talk. Course I guess that doesn't apply to being delusional lol

    Grim, defensive, unwarranted egos are just annoying and I see them in both sexes
I've come to the conclusion when messaging strangers that if they have an opening liner like the one I received then they have convinced themselves of 2 things, 1 is they truly believe they are gods gift to women, 2 is they think they have the sites biggest dick which I'm not interested in...Versus a friend that you can joke with is more on a playful level, just saying...

Both sexes maybe, but no I don't deepthroat and have never told anyone I could but I do have a few talents, tongue on cheek right?
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 3:54 pm
    Quoting ironman2769:
    It seems as if some guys think they need to use the word big to get a woman's attention.....I've found several ways that work better....
You know what hun??? If I went around braggin I was big, think I'd get any attention??
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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reallyborednow78 45M

1/25/2013 4:38 pm

 I've never bragged about the size of my cock (mainly because there's nothing much to brag about). My cock is average in every sense of the word - but I have never had any complaints (at least not to my face. Lol). Besides, I think if you have to brag about your cock, then clearly you have nothing else going for you.

I have been called "thick" by a couple of women, but I think they were actually talking about my intelligence and not my cock.


excited_4_now 53F
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1/25/2013 4:51 pm
    Quoting reallyborednow78:
    I've never bragged about the size of my cock (mainly because there's nothing much to brag about). My cock is average in every sense of the word - but I have never had any complaints (at least not to my face. Lol). Besides, I think if you have to brag about your cock, then clearly you have nothing else going for you.

    I have been called "thick" by a couple of women, but I think they were actually talking about my intelligence and not my cock.
Its your intelligence that attracts most ladies sweety
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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rm_bigsteve6200 61M
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1/26/2013 1:22 am

 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtian !.


excited_4_now 53F
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1/26/2013 5:55 am

 I learned that a long time ago lol
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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rm_daman080808 50M
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1/28/2013 2:14 pm

 I'm big.

And I have a penis...yuppers


excited_4_now 53F
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1/28/2013 4:58 pm

 You forgot cute
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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